Sure Chris , a Mongolian marmot’s your loyal wingman for life if you keep him off the menu when the local eagle hunters have a hankering for a nice hot plate of boodog.
But never rely upon a Pygmy marmoset to have your 6 in a curare blow dart skirmish with the Matis people of the Amazonian rainforest. Those little hairy monkey bastards wo…
Sure Chris , a Mongolian marmot’s your loyal wingman for life if you keep him off the menu when the local eagle hunters have a hankering for a nice hot plate of boodog.
But never rely upon a Pygmy marmoset to have your 6 in a curare blow dart skirmish with the Matis people of the Amazonian rainforest. Those little hairy monkey bastards would sell their own mothers for a gulp or two of tree sap or a fat grub. Plus they can give you herpes, but I don’t want to go there right now.
Sure Chris , a Mongolian marmot’s your loyal wingman for life if you keep him off the menu when the local eagle hunters have a hankering for a nice hot plate of boodog.
But never rely upon a Pygmy marmoset to have your 6 in a curare blow dart skirmish with the Matis people of the Amazonian rainforest. Those little hairy monkey bastards would sell their own mothers for a gulp or two of tree sap or a fat grub. Plus they can give you herpes, but I don’t want to go there right now.
But I digress.
Trump 2024. It is what it is.
I've heard that there are marmosets that can give you herpes. I mean, from a friend.
There’s a twelve step program, is what I heard.
I hope you two are happy Chris and Tanto; within 6 months the following will happen;
1. Marmoset furries
2. Marmoset ER room Extractions
3. Marmoset Pox (see 1.,2)
4. Marmoset vaccines
5. Marmoset lockdowns
Thanks you two Marmoset-Holes!
MARMOSET VAXX MANDATES
Pygmy marmosets - AKA the sapsucking finger monkey. Silent, tiny, deadly.
Don't let the cute face fool you. All are trained in Brazilian Finger Fu.
Most are OGA operatives. Forewarned is forearmed.