5 Comments
⭠ Return to thread

I've heard that there are marmosets that can give you herpes. I mean, from a friend.

Expand full comment

There’s a twelve step program, is what I heard.

Expand full comment

I hope you two are happy Chris and Tanto; within 6 months the following will happen;

1. Marmoset furries

2. Marmoset ER room Extractions

3. Marmoset Pox (see 1.,2)

4. Marmoset vaccines

5. Marmoset lockdowns

Thanks you two Marmoset-Holes!

Expand full comment

MARMOSET VAXX MANDATES

Expand full comment

Pygmy marmosets - AKA the sapsucking finger monkey. Silent, tiny, deadly.

Don't let the cute face fool you. All are trained in Brazilian Finger Fu.

Most are OGA operatives. Forewarned is forearmed.

Expand full comment