If you want to be in the club, we have some admissions criteria :
1. You are a ruthless high functioning psychopath.
2. You are telegenic yet unsympathetically so.
3. Dogs growl, babies cry, and cats leave when you enter the room.
4. You like a good joke at the expense of others, like dining at the French Laundry with your donors while the peasants are locked down and can’t see their loved ones in hospital. Good one!
Eric Garcetti. Ted Wheeler. Jacob Frey. Gavin Newsom.
If you want to be in the club, we have some admissions criteria :
1. You are a ruthless high functioning psychopath.
2. You are telegenic yet unsympathetically so.
3. Dogs growl, babies cry, and cats leave when you enter the room.
4. You like a good joke at the expense of others, like dining at the French Laundry with your donors while the peasants are locked down and can’t see their loved ones in hospital. Good one!
5. Your phone number starts with a 666 prefix.
6. You’re a condescending snob.
You just keep getting better brother!
Your grandparents were scared of you and you made sure they got a vent at the end.