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Do not comply. Or as Logan Roy would say, fuck off!

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Bill Burr was terribly, HORRIBLY wrong at the start of the Fauci Bioweapon Crisis, but I have always liked his rendition of the Southie Anthem:

"Aah, go fuck yourself".

For whatever reason, I find "Go Fuck Yourself" more evocative than either "Fuck Off", or "Get Fucked". "Fuck You" is the 'middle ground' (kek).

Tastes are always very personalised, so I'm not saying that people with different preferences to mine are wrong - but my personal choice is "Go fuck yourself". . . and "Fuck this" or "Fuck that" as appropriate.

That's always in the context of the "Zero Commandments" - zero-indexing because FUCK MATLAB (I use Arch btw).

The Zero-th Commandment is quite hard to live up to:

DON'T BE CUNTY.

Cuntiness requires a type of malicious intent, or a worse kind of indifference (the kind exhibited by obese Jab-Karens).

Being genuinely unintentionally cunty is hard; Larry David's entire career consists of him pretending to be unintentionally cunty, which is why I don't find him funny.

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