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John Carter's avatar

Baghdad Bob, meet Beltway Tony.

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Margaret Anna Alice's avatar

You better watch out, you better not cry

You better not pout, I'm telling you why:

Dr. Mengelfauci is coming to town

He's making a list, he's checking it twice

He's gonna find out who is naughty or nice

Dr. Mengelfauci is coming to town

He sees you when you are masking

He knows when you are boosted

He knows when you've been bad or good

So be good for Pfizer's sake

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UnvaxxedCanadian's avatar

"So be good for Pfizer's sake" sounds better.

imo anyway. :)

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Margaret Anna Alice's avatar

Brilliant and done!

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Yuma's Freezing's avatar

That. Is A. Work. Of. Art!! Very much wonderfulness.

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Margaret Anna Alice's avatar

😹🙏

I coined Dr. Mengelfauci over a year ago and am still waiting for it to catch on:

• "Dr. Mengelfauci: Pinocchio, Puppeteer, or Both?" (https://margaretannaalice.substack.com/p/dr-mengelfauci-pinocchio-puppeteer)

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Jeff's avatar

I don’t think it’s catching on because many of us already see fauci as bad a mengele so it’s redundant. 

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The Ungovernable's avatar

That's damn funny! 😂

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UnvaxxedCanadian's avatar

While I'm still alive maybe my soul is dead? God only knows how many grandma's I took out by my obstinacy of belonging to the fringe minority and just not getting the "little jab".

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Chris Bray's avatar

You're a member of the fringe minority of the 70%. It's time to get with the 30% who are the mainstream!

Give it another year, and the mainstream will be 8%.

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John Carter's avatar

Hmm. Reminiscent of the Bolshevik naming strategy - literally call yourself "the majority" despite being a fringe minority.

Anyhow that's one of the reasons I refuse to call the "mainstream" the mainstream. It isn't and gets less so every day.

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UnvaxxedCanadian's avatar

WHAaaaaat? Here in the "what the F happened to the commonwealth nations" we are just as messed up as NZ, and Australia. Just a lot colder with the same WEF idiots in charge.

87% with at least 1 jab currently in canukistan.

When I read Portugal "ran out of people to jab" they were at 87.8% or something.

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John Carter's avatar

Canada is California with terrible weather and ugly women, at this point. Zombie country.

I say that as a Canadian.

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AndyinBC's avatar

Whoa partner. Agree with you on the politics and the weather, but you might wanna lay off those Alberta girls. Good way to get a whuppin!

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John Carter's avatar

Whenever I rip on Canada, it should be implicitly understood that Alberta is exempted in every way.

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AndyinBC's avatar

I'll let the girls in Calgary know.

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Timothy Williams's avatar

Is California really as bad as Canada? Here in Los Angeles, we just defeated an attempt to reimpose masks. Californians subjected Newsom to a recall election, but Canadians only honked at Trudeau. Nor has California ever required injections to fly in and out of state.

However, Canadian men are much handsomer, so there's that.

I say this as an ethnic Canadian living in California.

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Guttermouth's avatar

"In trouble." Not "sick" or "at risk" or "dying of covid."

Come get me, you pathetic little man.

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AndyinBC's avatar

I sincerely hope that invitation is accepted. I couldn't help but notice you're rather well armed.

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Trish's avatar

When I first saw this, I thought it had to be from last year. The audacity of this little tyrant! He should be quietly slinking away right now, not tripling down 🤦‍♀️🙄

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Rick Larson's avatar

With as many as there are refusing this injection, adding those who regret agreeing to one, then on top of that all the suffering and death caused by this concoction, the only people in trouble are those administering and promoting this injection.

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Chris Bray's avatar

I sincerely hope so.

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AndyinBC's avatar

Wish it were so!

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Lilia Rosales's avatar

First, that 70% number warmed my heart. 🙌🏽 Second, 🤣🤣🤣 sweet Donnie Darko reference. 👏🏽

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Abe Abdelhadi's avatar

Recently and often Bill Gates and Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla said that the vax won’t stop the “spread.” Even Gates admitted, “We misdiagnosed this. It really only harmed the elderly and the obese,” to paraphrase, “A lot like the flu.” While I know a few people who died from COVID, I know way more who got jabbed and ended up hospitalized anyway for long COVID, not omicron. If this crap worked why were Pfizer & Co. indemnified from lawsuits? There were no blind studies, nor were there placebo groups. I still see people wearing masks, virtue signaling their so called morality and intelligence. I bet they can’t wait for the HBO bio pic on Zelensky, with Ben Stiller in the lead. What I tell my niece when I go on these rants is, “Well, sweetheart, I’ll be dead soon and this’ll be for you to handle.”

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carolyn kostopoulos's avatar

the people who you know who died (sorry for your losses)were probably killed by hospital protocol and not by covid.

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Abe Abdelhadi's avatar

well, that's just dumb. I got the t-shirt, so you can piss right off.

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The Ungovernable's avatar

Control-C, Control-V

Welcome to modern journalism!

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Cliff's avatar

And then the reporter was like, "Wait, didn't you just get Covid?"

Hahahahaha, just kidding, reporters haven't asked a relevant question since 1986.

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Tanto Minchiata's avatar

For it is written:

It is easier for a wet market pangolin to walk through a syringe filled with synthetic mRNA( brought to you by Pfizer!) in a Level 4 virology institute than for an unvaccinated deplorable to enter the kingdom of COVID Heaven.

Amen,

DoctahFauci10:25

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Chris Bray's avatar

Look, I'm not a theologist. I'll have to take your word for this one.

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Rebel2Tyrants's avatar

This time we mean it!!!!!

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Jo Lynne's avatar

Now see, when I read that, I wondered, I'm "going to get into trouble" with who? As in, not that I will get covid and DIE, but that someone is going to come and get me because I refuse the shots.

Hey, you have to parse EVERYTHING these days... The more ridiculous the interpretation, the more likely it is to become accurate in a few days/weeks/months.

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carolyn kostopoulos's avatar

i guess everyone who survived the "winter of severe illness and death" is in for a tough autumn. how many times can you cry wolf, for god's sake?

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Chris Bray's avatar

NOW YOU HAVE TO DIE....again?

As a marketing strategy, it seems to lack a certain something.

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AisforApril's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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SwampFox's avatar

Wow. I'm so scared that I am STILL offering up my 4 shots and my kids 8 total shots for Fauci and Biden to use.

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Yuma's Freezing's avatar

Preferably on themselves! And Gates, too. No more farmland for him!!

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SwampFox's avatar

Darn, you are right. Bill can have 4 of those 12 so he gets the help he needs.

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The Alive One's avatar

Roll up, roll up for the Fauci Ouchie.

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Chris Bray's avatar

Anthony Fauci's life is the true Fauci Ouchie.

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AndyinBC's avatar

Anthony Fauci's existence is the true Fauci Ouchie.

Precision Chris, precision.

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Chris Bray's avatar

Precision is very important, and speaking with precision, and writing precisely, and also being precise in messaging.

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