Labor Saver
a winter of, a winter of, uh....ahh, just use the one from last year
In an August 2 interview, Dr. Anthony Fauci warned that Americans who don’t get boosted soon are facing a winter of severe illness and death. An August 2, 2022 interview. No, really.
The great thing about these stories is that they no longer have to be written, because they’ve already been written so many times. This saves a lot of time and energy in the newsroom:
“If they don’t get vaccinated or they don’t get boosted, they’re going to get into trouble,” Fauci, President Biden’s chief medical adviser, told Los Angeles radio station KNX News 97.1′s “KNX In Depth” on Tuesday.
That applies to a clear majority of Americans. Nearly 228 million, or roughly 70%, of Americans were unvaccinated, hadn’t completed their primary vaccine series or hadn’t gotten their first booster dose as of July 21, according to the Kaiser Family Foundation.
1.) You’re all gonna DIE!!!!!! 2.) Seventy percent noncompliance, 228 million outliers.
Sometimes Anthony Fauci doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Baghdad Bob, meet Beltway Tony.
You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout, I'm telling you why:
Dr. Mengelfauci is coming to town
He's making a list, he's checking it twice
He's gonna find out who is naughty or nice
Dr. Mengelfauci is coming to town
He sees you when you are masking
He knows when you are boosted
He knows when you've been bad or good
So be good for Pfizer's sake