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Jul 2, 2022Liked by Chris Bray

Donald Trump once killed three men with a pencil. A Pencil!

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Jul 2, 2022Liked by Chris Bray

This made me laugh out loud and I thank you.

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A formerly close friend told me that he spent every day of Trump's presidency with a "knot of fear" in his stomach. He acknowledges the current regime is inept but the dread of Trump coming back, Trump, troubles him, Trump, deeply. Did I mention this friend lives in Johannesburg, South Africa? The TDS is S T R O N G

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Jul 2, 2022Liked by Chris Bray

This one time at band camp Trump made a euphonium out of a rusted out engine block with his bare hands and played Flight of the Bumblebee in perfect pitch and tempo without sheet music, and then he turned it back into an engine block with his bare hands, except now the engine worked and he used that engine to win the Indy 500. So that was pretty cool.

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Of all the weird narratives they've tried to run with, "Trump is literally an action movie hero" is the most baffling. Not because it's insane that an obese septuagenarian would try to wrestle control of a moving Beast from Secret Service ninjas (that is insane though). But because they thought this would ... make Americans raised on a media diet of action heroes ... dislike him? I guess?

Goebbels is rolling over in his grave. These people cannot into propaganda.

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Jul 2, 2022Liked by Chris Bray

Well, now that you put it that way…they do seem a bit preoccupied with old what’s-his-name, don’t they? Wonder why?

By the way, how’s the economy these days? Don’t ask! How’s the border situation? Don’t ask! How’s Russia, Ukraine, China. Taiwan, Hunter, inflation, jobs, SCOTUS, the mid-terms, etc-etc-etc?

Don’t ask, we have more important issues…we’re facing an existential threat, and it’s…ORANGE!

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trump derangement syndrome. no vaccines for that yet?

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We just need a Trump Action Hero comic strip to complete the insanity.

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Any journo with a working gut-check, knew the story was BS instantly. It just didn't scan. Of course for the haircut grew who hate Trump, any negative story, no matter how utterly absurd, must be true. Pelosi and Schiff know this because the feed that trend and it is working for them. And thank goodness, sense they've got nothing else -- except abortion which will fad before midterms.

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Jul 2, 2022Liked by Chris Bray

Best stack of the week! This totally sums up how I hear their BS. I can't thank-you enough for the endless smiles and giggles this morning! God bless you for making my day!

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Not a Trump fan (or Biden, for that mattter), but I'm old school. I like my testimony to be frist hand, eye witness accounts. I can't wait for DOJ to bring actual charges, so that a first year law student can dismantle the whole thing...

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Jul 2, 2022Liked by Chris Bray

American history stopped in November 2016.

Brains frozen

Time echoes in the empty chambers of this nation

Like a broken faucet that drip, drip, drips

In an abandoned house.

But Trump's ALIVE, BABY!

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Jul 2, 2022Liked by Chris Bray

The character Trump is playing is the heel, and he is doing it on purpose. He learned from going on WWE, his reality show, and various movies that he gets the most attention when he is playing the “bad guy”. When you realize that Trump and the media are approaching this as a WWE match, the whole Trump phenomenon makes complete sense. This isn’t my observation. I got this from analysis from the podcast by Moe Factz.

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Jul 2, 2022Liked by Chris Bray

John Wick The Terminators!

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Jul 2, 2022Liked by Chris Bray

Trump is finished. Nothing is more damning than double hearsay testimony from a 26 year old RINO groupy. So much compelling and credible testimony, so much.

Trump clearly wanted his followers armed to the teeth at his speech so they could march peacefully to the capitol building and not fire a single shot while attempting to overthrow the government he was still in charge of.

It's just a good thing those secret service agents managed to fend off his superhuman speed and strength and keep him away. Can you imagine how violantly those mindless Trump followers would have walked between the red ropes if the bad Orange Man would have been there in person?

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Jul 2, 2022Liked by Chris Bray

Thank you for writing and sharing! You took the core of what I was thinking and shared it to eloquently! Why can’t everyone see this?

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