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Chris Bray's avatar

Missed one: A bunch of speakers sneered and raged about JD Vance going to Yale Law, at a convention where Bill and Hillary Clinton spoke. Fascinating.

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Fast Eddy's avatar

What if US presidents are nothing more than actors?

What if Trump was tipped to play the role of raging blowhard with the odd hair and spray on tan?

What if Biden, who sometimes appears to not know where he is and shakes hands with ghosts or tries to sit on a chair that does not exist, yet at other times is perfectly lucid, is faking dementia?

Why have we not seen Trump or Hunter in jail? Is this all Potemkin Theatre? Is it a political version of the World Wrestling Federation for the purpose of inciting mass demoralization using the Operation Clown World strategy (Tranny Freaks flashing their ball sacks in primary schools while parents clap and sing along is also part of Operation Clown World). A demoralized herd is more likely to accept extermination. It is also very effective in keeping the mob of imbeciles from the truth.

What if corrupt politicians are not a flaw in the system rather a feature? Might The Club encourage venal idiots to seek office because they will do what they are told and are only interested in enriching themselves.

It’s not hard to imagine that if a POTUS was to oppose The Club, he’d be ushered into the private cinema at the White House and shown the Zapruder Film. No doubt The Club’s directors prefer not to blow out the brains of its members (again).

Trudeau was a drama teacher. Ardern was a DJ with PR certificate (and bad habit?)

https://fasteddynz.substack.com/p/what-if

Ya'll are being played...

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Angus McPherson's avatar

This reminds me of Doug Adams "Hitchkiker's Guide" Series. In the first book, he describes Zaphod BeebleBrox and his role as Galactic President.

“The President in particular is very much a figurehead — he wields no real power whatsoever. He is apparently chosen by the government, but the qualities he is required to display are not those of leadership but those of finely judged outrage. For this reason the President is always a controversial choice, always an infuriating but fascinating character. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it. On those criteria Zaphod Beeblebrox is one of the most successful Presidents the Galaxy has ever had — he has already spent two of his ten presidential years in prison for fraud.”

Life imitates fiction.

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Sam's avatar

Well, now I’m feeling even more inspired!😞😢

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Fast Eddy's avatar

I have awoken to Anti Vaxxers celebrating RFK's endorsement of Trump .... the stupidity/gullibility of the masses... has reached new heights

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Gary Anderson's avatar

I know. Trump before his first term promised to open up all government files on the Kennedy assassination.

He demurred.🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷

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Fast Eddy's avatar

This is PR 101.... a key strategy of the Ministry of Truth...

You promise something is going to happen -- but you push the date out 5 or 10 years... it never happens... but the barnyard animals https://fasteddynz.substack.com/p/humans-barnyard-animals-and-circus/ forget the promise

Bush promised a man on the moon

Musk promised self driving taxis

Many countries promised to phase out ICE vehicles..

The list is endless....

Unfortunately this strategy only works with barnyard animals ... but not wives... if you do not clean out the garage as promised... they will emit a high pitched whine... that will only increase the further you push out the timing....

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Chris Bray's avatar

And look at that last image very closely, because it's perfect.

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Arne's avatar

Do you mean the distressed-looking woman looking right at the camera?

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Chris Bray's avatar

The distressed boy with the giant teleprompter to the left pointed at the stage, directing the speaker to pause before saying that he's confiding with the audience.

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Mulheisen's avatar

He's running for Adam Kinzinger

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Chris Bray's avatar

That dude's speech was the most pathetic thing. So painful.

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carily myers's avatar

good catch!

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James Bernard Shepard's avatar

I will blow that up and archive it!!! I hope it's clear enough to read...

It's a bit too blurry. Still, it's a stunning and frightening and contemptible and infuriating and pathetic scene. The feels? It's like crying at your own funeral. Just before the hit man blows your brains out for real.

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Phillip Badger's avatar

This is so funny because I worked on the very first episode of The Bachelor, and you are exactly right. They also ply the girls with alcohol and little food and keep them up late for maximum emotional edginess. One night early on one of the girls collapsed and the producers were racing around, desperate to make SURE they got footage of the ambulance and the girl being worked on etc etc. Reality show producers are the SLEAZIEST. Hated working on those shows. Only did 1 and 3, but later did the Mother of All Sleazy Reality Shows called “Married by America”. I should write about that. I quit it early.

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Doug's avatar

At Greta Thunberg would bleat: “How Dare You! They are women, Not girls.”

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Richard Parker's avatar

Correct is "wymen" and "gurls"

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nymusicdaily's avatar

was the production co. still offering free alcohol rehab as part of the contract?

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alwayscurious's avatar

"empathy emancipates vitality of our vote..."

That was the dumbest poem ever!

Breathless and emotional delivery paired with an attractive person does not a bad piece of art repair. Surely she didn't write it, she should blame AI.

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Chris Bray's avatar

Jazz fingers. That plus jazz fingers.

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alwayscurious's avatar

The poetress sounds and looks so much like Obama, with the same look of self-satisfaction.

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La Gata Politica's avatar

And like Obama, empty words!

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Kent Clizbe's avatar

Exactly like a chimpanzee, aping humans.

Motions look believable, dressed up cutely, moving lips and making noises. But no coherent or intelligible words--just babble.

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Rust's avatar

Gotta appeal to their base, whatever it takes.

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nymusicdaily's avatar

jb pritzker is chris christie with a blue tie

that whole family is disgusting

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John Geis's avatar

They are MAJOR funders of transgender legal changes including WPATH and its 🐂💩 “Standards of Care” that effectively mandate surgery in all cases. If Dante was right, these bastards will be in the center ring of Hell.

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Art's avatar

When you consider that JB is the most normal of the bunch… how does that make you feel?

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URsomoney's avatar

One of the biggest promoters & moneymakers of the transgender industry? I guess if evil is normal than thats JB.

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nymusicdaily's avatar

how much did that family make off their "sister?"

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Sandra Slivka's avatar

fatter and less intelligent

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nymusicdaily's avatar

hadn't thought of that, but...you're right

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the long warred's avatar

This is grossly unfair to Christie.

His only sins are being fat and going against Trump.

…except that he helped elect Trump, but the son of the career political Criminal Charles Kushner that Christie jailed, name of Jared Rasputin Kushner, was vindictive and made sure Trump tossed him in 2017.

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nymusicdaily's avatar

christie was dick cheney's pick for the oval office in 2016

and yes the kushners are the epitome of evil - 666 5th ave

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the long warred's avatar

That still puts Christie no where near Pritzkers

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John Geis's avatar

“What defines a patriot is not just our love of country but our love of one another…”

“Empathy emancipates…”

All so true. Patriots are defined by their enthusiastic embrace of glory holes.

And slavery was ended by black squares on Instagram, and not by 2.2 million Union soldiers, of whom 360K died.

Such gossamer-light “intellect” exists as the unwelcome byproduct of real people doing real things…hard things, so that their children might inherit a better world.

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Dan Jones's avatar

"The freedom I helped to birth has become a berth for the unfree." "The privacy of my parts will part the curtains of privacy." "When rain soaks my dark skin, only the skinniness of darkness will reign." See how easy it is to write terrible poetry?

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VHMan's avatar

Huh? That’s poetry? Where do they get these star performers?

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Anne's avatar

As for Poet Girl, I actually had to go back and listen again. And I didn't hallucinate it, unfortunately. She really said "...if this country we cherish shall perish from the earth, or if our earth shall perish from this country!" Ack, perish the thought!! A budget AI would have done SO much better than her at doing the 10 cent rhetorical device of Pairing Word/Word. Maybe even a smidgen of meaning could have snuck in. Owwww my head hurts!

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Chris Bray's avatar

I spent half an hour doing my Amanda Gorman around the house, until my family threatened me. This hammer that is ball peen / guides us through a lustrous sheen / while our pants they are blue jean / and from some milk we will soon ween....

With jazz hands. I waved my fingers in the air A LOT.

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Richard Parker's avatar

Finger clicks for you! (Applause triggers me)

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RC's avatar

I saw that one woman in the audience snapping her fingers instead of applauding. Is that a thing now? Did I miss something?

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Toffeepud's avatar

🤣😂

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Dan Jones's avatar

I even bet Allen Ginsberg is rolling in his grave after Poet Girl's excrescence.

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Anne's avatar

I feel sure you are right -- Ginsberg gave a couple of "poetry readings" at my college while I was there. He had moved on from words to mantras and humming. That would have been a mercy with Poetry Girl.

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Just An American's avatar

I took your advice and watched that clip with the audio muted and CC on. The first line: "We gather at this hollowed place." Oh thank God, it isn't Hallowed! It's Hollow. She nailed it! DEI poetry is wicked good!

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Chris Bray's avatar

She was accidentally right.

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Just An American's avatar

I'm watching it with the sound on. I don't know why. I can hear my IQ going down.

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carily myers's avatar

lol, like

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Lynda Hill's avatar

My apologies...hadn't read through all the comments before posting mine.

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RRMM's avatar

Those who unequivically support Kamala seem to be extremely vocal, making it difficult to know if they are a majority or just loud. In my experience it is impossible to converse with the rabid left-wing. They get emotional about the sing-song, southern-style rhetoric, and band together in opposition against Trumpers, MAGA, and all of us terrible conservatives. Socially, I don't care what other people do, and I associate and like a lot of liberals in my community. In my experience, we have far more in common than not, but a few political opinions will send the left into a tailspin. Watching clips of the Democratic National Convention, I am reminded how much most on the left hate me, even if we could interact well, and get along fine right up until the conversation turns political. And beyond if I keep my mouth shut. It is jarring that someone could get along with you, and even like you, but immediately switch to extreme bias and hatred if you share an opinion or personally held belief that is contrary to their world view.

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John Geis's avatar

I demand only one thing of liberals – live by your demands of others. Hate carbon? Bicycle, walk, or ride a horse. And don’t use Amazon to cheat on supplies. Use an EV? Move to an area with hydroelectric. I can respect someone who lives their principles that are at odds with mine. Haven’t found too many who pass the test.

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James's avatar

You mean like my co-worker who’s big, very expensive SUV is festooned with “I’M SO KAMALA!” stickers? And who burns up hydrocarbons on overseas vacations??

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Mark In Houston's avatar

Boy do I know that phenomenon of the switch being flipped from a good relationship sans politics to rabid personal disdain among left-leaning, TDS afflicted “friends”….its particularly acute among friends from my former home in CA.

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Dee Cartier-Johnson's avatar

I share this exact experience. I actually get along great IRL with actual woke extremists and in fact they rather like me. It’s all superficial, because of course as soon as one expresses a tolerant and respectful but honest thought about something, the switch flips.

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Anndal Narayanan's avatar

We were told that the revolution would not be televised, but that was a lie.

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Michael L's avatar

That was probably because there were so many fewer stations back when it was said!

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ASensibleMan's avatar

Dana Nessel is the toxic Jewess who is going to make sure Michigan steals the vote, yet again, as Michigeese squirm under the iron curling iron of lizard woman governor Wretched Whitmer.

I guess Gus is a little... special. So we're supposed to feel sorry for him. But my guess is he's emotionally damaged from growing up in a crazy family, with a pedo father and a who-knows-what-we'll-find-out mother. The daughter looks a bit messy too, but she was probably the Princess while Gus had no masculine role models along with a (likely) emasculating witch mother. Whether worse happened to him I won't speculate.

Amanda Gorman is just another professional black huckster. Even by the appalling standards of contemporary poetry, hers is uniquely, spectacularly bad. But she's no dope. She played her "oppressed black poet" racket well enough to get into Harvard and basically have a golden highway laid out before her. She will never have to have a real job, and she'll have tons of money. So who's the dummy here? It's you, whitey, you.

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jabster's avatar

It's now well-established that progs have a higher rate of mental illness than conservatives. Knowing a lot of progs, I'd put a finer point on it and limit it to those who lack a sense of agency and constantly blame others for and indemnify themselves (or want someone to indemnify them) of all of their problems.

Darwin at work.

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Susan Kelly's avatar

It's the politics of envy, pure and simple.

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John Geis's avatar

It’s more complex – the rich & powerful are these retards’ enablers.

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AndyinBC's avatar

"progs have a higher rate of mental illness"

A strong case could be made to support the contention that progs, in actuality, suffer from the ugliest, most loathsome, incurable, mental illnesses ever to curse humanity.

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Brian Nelson's avatar

I just can't do it. I cannot listen to the multi-cultural poet, the sneering pundits, the interviews with supporters, least of all any of the political class.

It is a mixture of anger, disgust, and disbelief--which if I agree with Kubler-Ros, is all based in fear. She's the stages of grief psychiatrist, and I have come to agree that there are only two basic emotions: love & fear. Everything horrible comes from fear, everything beautiful and light comes from love.

The left frightens me. One on one, they are malleable, weak-willed, idiots. Easy to discount, out maneuver, out shine. The problem is they are legion. They mobilize and adhere to each other like iron fillings to a magnet. As Legion, they are powerful and deadly.

bsn

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Brian Villanueva's avatar

When you celebrate child genital mutilation and have an abortion truck parked outside your convention, you have crossed a spiritual line, not just a political one.

Our ruling class is demonic. Let that sink in, because it should terrify you.

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Bobby Lime's avatar

Romans 1:18 - 32.

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Patricia Russell's avatar

With the mobile abortion truck & vasectomy station they are depopulating themselves.

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James's avatar

Not damn near quickly enough

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Brian Nelson's avatar

Agree 100%. And us weirdos are ‘on the wrong side of history.’ Insane. Insane and demonically possessed/influenced.

bsn

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Bobby Lime's avatar

I think that unlike in most campaign years, Trump's vice presidential pick could be crucial. It was impossible for millions of left behind young white males to feel all that hopeful about Trump because of the deadweight of Mike Pence, but Vance is somebody very different. I hope the Republican campaign runners are smart enough not to be intimidated into not using him and specifically his story to appeal to them.

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CB's avatar

Unlike what I've seen of Vance so far, Pence WAS weird.

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Bobby Lime's avatar

I have never understood what it was with him. Did he think he needed to be extra solemn to compensate for Trump's multiform libertinism? Or is he just a stiff?

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

100% agree

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Brian Nelson's avatar

WTF?!?!? There is a photo of some dude next to my names?!?! How in the hell does this happen?

bsn

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Freedom Fox's avatar

For every, "I made you with a turkey baster little buddy" there's a "the best part of you is still dripping down yo mama's leg."

Oops. Did I say that? Sorry. But true about the entire DNC cast of horrible's. Not sorry.

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jabster's avatar

If he asks for a campaign contribution, I’ll tell him I give the united way.

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Freedom Fox's avatar

Aww, an hour in and I didn't inspire any "yo mama" jokes on this comment thread. I guess they're not a thing anymore. Sad face.

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Bobby Lime's avatar

Most conservatives have a highly limited appreciation of tackiness.

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Joseph L. Wiess's avatar

The Democratic National Convention hasn’t made the slightest sense. The Martha’s Vineyard resident Michelle Obama gave a speech denouncing people who have too much money. Bernie Sanders blasted the filthy billionaire class

The Obamas are worth - 70 million, at least.

Bernie Sanders is at least worth 5 million.

The presidential poet used hollowed instead of hallowed. In her words, she placed the earth in the country. She's a Communist. She used the "Our democracy" statement. Her poetry is subpar, and she needs to work on her prose.

She sounded more like a rap artist than a poet.

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Brigitte's avatar

Title: OUCH!

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Chris Bray's avatar

Cheap psychological button-pushing, illustrated.

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