In a report so important that Taylor Lorenz has taken notice, a non-profit group has found stunning evidence that Elon Musk is using Twitter to make MONEY by being friendly to NAZIS, making up the cost of losing non-Literally-Adolf-Hitler ad revenue because normal advertisers are fleeing contact with the tweets that are trying to invade Poland. Here’s Lorenz describing the findings from the Center for Countering Digital Hate, a group that’s precisely as stupid as its name implies:
Oh, please, please, please keep these beautiful snark attacks on the pathetic POS’s in journalism coming! I really need the restorative belly laughs they provide, especially since I have learned that I can no longer enjoy laughing at El Gato Malo’s memes without risking cardiac problems.
I have to turn in my feminism tiara for this, but this is what happens when we weaponize women to want to save the world instead of raising kids. That pent-up bossiness has to go somewhere. (I don’t wish any kid to be raised by Taylor Lorenz, but she might become slightly less ridiculous. Maybe.)
"CCDH’s chief executive, Imran Ahmed, linked the drop off in ad revenue to the decision by Musk to restore the formerly banned accounts. '... it’s highly profitable,' he said."
Am I misreading this, or is whoever wrote this stating that a drop off in revenue is highly profitable?
I wish these "journalists" could live under an actual fascist Nazi regime and see what it might really be like. Of course they would probably be part of the elite class
Chris this is an insult to everyone with devastating brain injuries. To be compared with these psyop spin doctors and their relentless propaganda campaigns, it must be traumatic to the already seriously injured. Too bad they are all allergic to the truth.
Musk has the brains and the cojones to turn around Twitter, which was a government adjacent Derp State propaganda app and a child sex trafficking platform, masquerading as a business enterprise. The dude invested $44,000,000,000, so only a highly credentialed Commie- Yuppie, whose is to produce endless neo-Marxist tommyrot to deceive low information Democrat NPCs, would object to a man trying to keep his business afloat. “The struggle is real, Chad. How do you like my new Manolo Blahniks?” The only good news is that these toxic nitwits proliferate the seeds of their own destruction. Even the Russians, who invented the systematic application of this shit, gave up the Marxist dialectical pretentiousness currently strangling our society, if not the totalitarian tendencies. They think we’re stupid and they’re right. Think about that. When the Russians have moved past Communism because it didn’t work, who are the idiots?
yet, you the tax payer are actually funding the nazis in ukraine
Oh, please, please, please keep these beautiful snark attacks on the pathetic POS’s in journalism coming! I really need the restorative belly laughs they provide, especially since I have learned that I can no longer enjoy laughing at El Gato Malo’s memes without risking cardiac problems.
It corrodes my soul to read the news. It’s such filthy garbage churned out by soulless ghouls.
I’m so thankful to you for your manly fortitude in slogging through the shitpile so we don’t have to...and even making us laugh while you’re at it.
19 million a year is less than .05% return on Musk's money. He might as well have stuffed mattresses with his money.
This coming from people who sniff at a 1.7 trillion dollar budget.
I don't know if they're stupid, but they are convinced their readers are.
Does "Imran" mean "Doofus" in Arabic?
I have to turn in my feminism tiara for this, but this is what happens when we weaponize women to want to save the world instead of raising kids. That pent-up bossiness has to go somewhere. (I don’t wish any kid to be raised by Taylor Lorenz, but she might become slightly less ridiculous. Maybe.)
"CCDH’s chief executive, Imran Ahmed, linked the drop off in ad revenue to the decision by Musk to restore the formerly banned accounts. '... it’s highly profitable,' he said."
Am I misreading this, or is whoever wrote this stating that a drop off in revenue is highly profitable?
Every time I think Tay Tay Lorenz has said the dumbest thing ever, she then replies, “hold my beer” and I’m proven wrong
I wish these "journalists" could live under an actual fascist Nazi regime and see what it might really be like. Of course they would probably be part of the elite class
Do you like my red shirt?
That's blue.
You phuking nazi!
I hear the new dev bay is staffed by sharks with frickin' lasers attached to their heads. Should liven up code reviews.
"The news is what you read when you want to understand what it’s like to have a devastating brain injury" ROFL
This lot give Nazis a bad name.
Chris this is an insult to everyone with devastating brain injuries. To be compared with these psyop spin doctors and their relentless propaganda campaigns, it must be traumatic to the already seriously injured. Too bad they are all allergic to the truth.
Taylor Lorenz, imbecile
Hahahahahaha. Priceless. Thank you!
Musk has the brains and the cojones to turn around Twitter, which was a government adjacent Derp State propaganda app and a child sex trafficking platform, masquerading as a business enterprise. The dude invested $44,000,000,000, so only a highly credentialed Commie- Yuppie, whose is to produce endless neo-Marxist tommyrot to deceive low information Democrat NPCs, would object to a man trying to keep his business afloat. “The struggle is real, Chad. How do you like my new Manolo Blahniks?” The only good news is that these toxic nitwits proliferate the seeds of their own destruction. Even the Russians, who invented the systematic application of this shit, gave up the Marxist dialectical pretentiousness currently strangling our society, if not the totalitarian tendencies. They think we’re stupid and they’re right. Think about that. When the Russians have moved past Communism because it didn’t work, who are the idiots?