Drooling Experts Find Elon's rEaL aGeNdA!!!!!!

In a report so important that Taylor Lorenz has taken notice, a non-profit group has found stunning evidence that Elon Musk is using Twitter to make MONEY by being friendly to NAZIS, making up the cost of losing non-Literally-Adolf-Hitler ad revenue because normal advertisers are fleeing contact with the tweets that are trying to invade Poland. Here’s Lorenz describing the findings from the Center for Countering Digital Hate, a group that’s precisely as stupid as its name implies:

CCDH’s chief executive, Imran Ahmed, linked the drop off in ad revenue to the decision by Musk to restore the formerly banned accounts. “Our research shows that there is a depressingly banal answer to why Elon Musk would reinstate the accounts of self-professed Nazis, disinformation actors, misogynists and homophobes — it’s highly profitable,” he said.

Oh, highly profitable. Wait for this number, ladies and gentlemen, because here comes THE BOMB: The Center for Countering Digital Hate has determined, through their analysis, that Elon Musk’s openness to Nazi tweets has the potential to earn him as much as….

….$19 million a year.

Lorenz checks this staggering revelation with another leader at another very important non-profit, and finds that Nandini Jammi, “co-founder of Check My Ads Institute,” agrees:

“Under Elon, the revenue model seems to rely on increasing rage-bait to create quick returns,” she said. “The takeaway from the report is that Twitter is generating massive amounts of revenue from the engagement these influencers are generating. The exact amount of revenue cannot precisely be known, because the digital advertising supply chain is so opaque, but we know it’s a lot of money.”

Massive amounts of revenue. My God, people, don’t you see, he’s making millions.

So.

Elon Musk bought Twitter for $44 billion, and now he’s found a way to milk as much as $19 million a year from the platform by being kind and open to LITERAL NAZIS. See how he got so rich? That kind of value-focused management is why he’s a billionaire, and you’re not. If Musk can reduce all of his other costs to precisely zero forever, $19 million a year in NAZI REVENUE will allow him to recoup his full investment in Twitter in just 2,316 years. He’ll make back every single penny by the year 4339, while the world sleeps on, not noticing the brilliance of this NAZI PLAN.

The punchline is the list of LITERAL NAZIS, which includes…the cardiologist Peter McCullough. And Robert Malone. And Emerald Robinson.

So it’s come to that, I’m afraid, and the world has to take note: Elon Musk is willing to work openly with an actual cardiologist to make millions of dollars a year on his $44 billion investment.

The news is what you read when you want to understand what it’s like to have a devastating brain injury. No one has ever been dumber than these people.