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(soft breathing, light snoring)

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Thank god! You're ALIVE. Thought maybe you'd stroked out...

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Hey Chris. It looks like you are being trolled.

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Yep. Working to eradicate.

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as long as your doing both with your mouth closed. Mouth Breathing is the latest substandard way to breath for some reason.

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There’s a side of me that says, “This is the best the Democrats can do?”…and then I remember the last 3 years.

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Cory Booker is waiting in the wings.

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🤮

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Correct

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Cory Booker's panty liners have wings.

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That's probably the nicest thing that you can say about that lunatic.

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LOLOLOL

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She will say and do whatever it takes for that "ascension" to take place. Ironically, I hear about all the bad democrat candidates and how Trump or Desantis would trounce them all. I would agree if elections are fair, but they are anything but. The democrats know how to cheat and are quite good at it. How about this, they put up a guy with Alzheimers against a republican who presided over no wars and one of the best economies in history. A guy who settled down the middle east and held both Russia and China accountable. How did that work out?

https://pdg4ff.substack.com/p/how-to-get-81-million-votes

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Another Yale alum / lawyer who's been in politics all of her adult life.

Yay.

Since we're comparing pols to food: It's like getting to the bottom of a big bag of flavorless pepitas, only to find more flavorless pepitas. You're not quite ill after eating them, but you've certainly felt better.

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It's her turn after rolling over for Biden in 2020. The fix has been in for a while.......

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The rewards for rolling over are how our elected class fail themselves up.

Totally wish that didn't make sense.

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Decades

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It went so well last time.

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"The 62-year-old could keep testing how big her internal clout can get within the Democratic caucus."

Takes on an entirely different meaning when you realise that clout is a slang word for lady parts.

I use the term lady very loosely.

Damn.

The double meanings just keep coming.

Damn.

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I lost a half a cup of coffee to this comment

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IKR?!

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😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Thank-you for the laughs!

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I can see Jeff on Curb Your Enthusiasm making the giant vagina sign with his hands,

Or is it the Democratic cock-us?

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Fix the election system or they will install anyone they want. Biden is looking good for a second term.

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"Four Years at Bernie's."

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Eight.

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12, this is actually Obamas 3rd term.

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The worst part about the 2022 midterms was the certain 'fortification' of 2024 in places like AZ/MI/PA/WI -- all the important states.

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Fortification is complete. What hope is there?

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‘Q’ will swoop in and save us!

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any minute now

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Tick tock!

Tick tock!

Just 2 more weeks!

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That’s so 2020 though.

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3 boxes.

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There are 4, but your point is valid.

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I have Jury, Ballot and powder.

Is the 4th one pulpit?

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The Soap Box is the first box. The first thing to do is to proclaim the injustices of the government to your fellow man.

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🤣 Yeah, right.

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Fix the money system first. Everything flows from that.

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When pigs fly. I apologize to all porcine’s.

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I'm from Minnesota and, while you, admittedly, made me laugh, you also made me cry. Pulling my eyelashes out one at a time while having my feet chewed off by sewer rats seems a pleasant experience compared to this horror.

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Minnesota seems kind of uniquely deranged, these days. It's very curious.

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Yes, since all the abortion travel destinations have been taken by other states they are trying to take the lead on the Trans segment.

State Representative Proposes Bill to Make Minnesota a ‘Trans Refuge’ for Children

https://news.yahoo.com/state-representative-proposes-bill-minnesota-142523205.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9kdWNrZHVja2dvLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAFn2j4hVOAAs3U3OLvSULTAQPasWMJGSKtsrkkzc1ynO7WilDl7Zc8irbflLPu6Xh9087XtGEb_GTr3LSqYQhPXYBJvn0NBc5DhFyJkzPFUpm3aGuQgD8zWGmXR3lKV3Dl7If6wd_6Ir60WOaZty36LOV5EK3tc6xijAEWEB8EKC

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Hey - as a fellow Minnesotan, had you noticed that our previous Lt. Gov. was now the non-Klobuchar senator?

I hadn't either.

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Sigh. Sadly, nothing shocks me, anymore, with regard to MN. For the most part, I deny this state whenever possible. I cannot comprehend the utter derangement and self-flagellation of the people I pass daily on the street. I am in this state, not of it.

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"I am in this state, not of it" is pretty accurate for me as well. I'll guess you are in the metro (whither most of the self-flagellants); I'm lucky enough to be among the rocks and cows.

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Lucky. I was amongst the rocks & cows when I worked for that large medical institution you may have heard of in SE MN. Sadly, now, I'm in the blue metro. It's unrecognizable.

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It would seem that the average IQ of those in politics, including the deep-state actors and their media whores, has sunk beneath the minimum standard necessary to qualify them to run for office ... a dolphin would be a better choice. They seem to think we are still in this long-gone period of time where the masses anxiously await their next heaping of cult of personality, oblivious to the reality that the masses are far more likely to tar & feather them. We’ve outgrown these clowns and it’s time for them to go.

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DOLPHIN 2024

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Flipper is a tireless worker and I heard he can eat a mackerel while standing on his tail.

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I puked over the side of a whale-watching boat, a few years ago, and dolphins immediately swam up and ate my vomit. I feel like there's a political metaphor lingering in that story.

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"As a dog returns to its vomit, so fools repeat their folly."

Proverbs 26:11

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At least the dolphins will clean up a mess when presented with one; unlike our "elected representatives".

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"The caucus is already abuzz... according to a person briefed on internal conversations."

Politico has to protect its sources, you know. You can't just go around handing out hot shit like this when you're on the record.

Just think - this kind of tepid idiocy is the best case scenario for our press, whenever they're not spewing propaganda. They've been doing this for decades, paying room-temp morons to bang out meaningless word-slurry. Then they demanded hand-jobs for protecting democracy against Donald Trump, because he was mean to them.

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LOL. Amy is SO AMAZING, sources say.

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I have had many sleepless nights worrying about which dynamic 2020 Democrat contender would step up to fill Biden’s shoes. Now I have hope.

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I got so excited I dropped my comb and couldn't finish my salad

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If your interested, I’m exploring the idea of a salad shop which serves a variety of salads and your choice of combs. It’s tentatively called “Comb your Greens.”

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Maybe Gretchen Witchmer will step up too😂😂😣😣

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She dropped the “ch” for political purposes, but a witchmer she remains.

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Ugh! 🤢🤮🤬

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😂

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Biden has shoes?

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When he remembers to put them on.

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He has people for that.

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Well, here we go. They are throwing spaghetti at the wall to see if anyone sticks. Who can they plug that might be plausible when they select, oops I mean elect, them?

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Brother, that ain't spaghetti.

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Fettuccine Al Fraudo

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Brown spaghetti. Gluten free.

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It's warm tapioca.

Clearly KMW didn't read the title.

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I think it’s going to be Gavin Newsom, because that’s the main reason his planet sent him through the wormhole to destroy Earth. The other reason is that they can’t stand him either. ( Satire alert: I have no proof that Gavin Newsom is from another planet, except for his hairdo and his odd breathing cadence during speech.) it actually doesn’t matter which sociopathic charlatan or Karen node in the Leftist Borg gets the nod, because they’re going to do whatever civilization destroying homicidal damage is prescribed by the Secret International Billionaire - Ersatz Marxist Evil Clown College- USA Campus.

The politicians are placeholders mostly. If Joe Biden ( most popular American President in history- who can’t show up in one place in the CONUS and get more than three Subaru drivers to cheer him on) and the new brain injured Senator from PA don’t prove that I don’t know what does. If the Administrative State and its allies in the empire of feeble are selecting Presidents, Senators, Governors, etc., and they most definitely are, whoever they choose will be the new figurehead. Unless we fix the election system, and those are long odds, we have no real say in the matter. I’m going to Amazon to see if I can buy some of that Kevlar hairspray that the Gavinator is sporting.

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Is there a difference between a clown car and a Klobluchar? Speaking of Stabenow, what happened to the Pakistani hackers?

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