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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Hunter's just mad because it's been hard to find hookers and blow since the illegals started being shipped out.

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Anthony S Burkett's avatar

I was especially impressed with his defence of crack... "A lot of people think crack is dirty, it's not, it's clean! The Sodium Bicarbonate talkes all of the impurities out."

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ShirtlessCaptainKirk's avatar

Hunter sees through all this hateful anti-crack bias. It’s really all it’s cracked up to be.

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Mitch's avatar

Trust the Science!

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Lmao. Hes such a tool

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Anthony S Burkett's avatar

As aptly applied with an "f" as it is with a "t"... :)

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Rikard's avatar

It ought to be possible to put together some kind of mathematical formula or proof?

X amount of cash -> Y no. of hits of drug Z per 24 hour period = [no more money]

Something like that.

Could add-on stuff like "quality of drug" and "hours spent unconscious" and such just to complicate things

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SimulationCommander's avatar

Hunter couldn't even correctly read how much crack he had.

https://x.com/i/status/1939729001284583499

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Skenny's avatar

The smartest guy Joe knows is stupid enough to create video evidence of his commission of a crime. These Bidens are not the sharpest cheese on the charcuterie board.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

It seemed like he always made an effort to put himself front and center.

IT'S ME, HUNTER BIDEN, COMMITTING CRIMES ON CAMERA!

IT'S ME, HUNTER BIDEN, SMOKING CRACK AT REHAB!

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Rikard's avatar

Yikes.

That's, uhm... that's a real good (bad) way to lose all your money right quick.

And your life, one way or the other.

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Flippin’ Jersey's avatar

Don’t forget the bag he left in the WH.

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Angus McPherson's avatar

I think he left it there for Kamala to pickup, but she mis understood his hint "Mr. Autopen, in the library with the bag of fentanyl"

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Susan's avatar

Ha ha! And hard to finance too with the now razor-thin Daddy-enabled bank account.

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mileytheduchess's avatar

Yeah, what happened to all of that money?

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Susan's avatar

It went up in smoke and blow and hookers?

And Uber rides to the art gallery openings?

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Throgmorton's avatar

How fortunate for Hunter that he still has a unique marketable talent - he can always sell his paintings for six figure sums!

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Susan's avatar

Yeah, who knows? Maybe the John Wayne Gacy clown painting collectors would buy his stuff. Or maybe a sleazy motel chain can scoop up whatever is left of his "oeuvre" for a six-figure total: $1,000.00. He should be so lucky.

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Lynn46's avatar

They probably blow through in one month, maybe a week what I'm living on all year.

It sickens me they have to little regard to Americans with average annual income that their "oh help I just blew through $3 million and have nothing left, I'm broke", I have no fkn sympathy.

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JBell's avatar

I saw on Watters World the other night that the Concert to raise money for the Pacific Palisades and Altadena fires raised $100 Million dollars ...... No one can see or tell where that money went !

It was crazy - like the NAACP getting 5 million for something, something, black people, something ...... Ridiculous!

Just a portion of that money spread throughout any community in the US would be life changing for most!

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SimulationCommander's avatar

NO YELLOW

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mileytheduchess's avatar

I've never hired help, like gardeners or housemaids or cooks. I don't come from that kind of people; we do it ourselves. I'm sure Asplundh hires illegals (they certainly don't pay their workers comp claims, and my company was forbidden from working with them), but I get free mulch from them. I'm sure some of the people who built our house were illegal, but there wasn't anything I could do about that.

But I'm ready for the "impact" that Scott Adams insists will find us all in the end. I don't care. I want illegal people gone. I think our elites would benefit from wiping their own asses.

I support employing multiple strategies to achieve this. Self-deportation is the only way, and that means prosecuting companies that hire illegals, making it harder for them to find employment. Also charging fees on remittances sent out of the country, and any other program that puts the squeeze on illegals, making it much harder for them to settle in and less motivated to stay.

Need I mention, no free services?

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Mitch's avatar

Amen!

"I think our elites would benefit from wiping their own asses." this would be a great start.

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Tom Paine's avatar

No welfare no free education no free medical care no free housing no jobs= self deportation and no reason to come here illegally. Remove ALL incentives and support it’s

easy to solve doesn’t cost a dime in fact saves tax dollars.

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DancingInAshes's avatar

In his book "Ship of Fools" Tucker Carlson quipped "Turns out there's a very high price for not cutting your own lawn."

(Obviously, a rich guy like Tucker probably doesn't cut his own lawn either, but at least he's self-aware of that fact. Hell, maybe he even hires an American to do it, but I have no idea)

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David Lang Wardle's avatar

Now that his paintings aren't selling, how does he pay to get his ass wiped, let alone for the Coke that powered his moronic rant?

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Chris Bray's avatar

It's going to be an interesting spectacle to watch the Biden family run out of cash as their product expires.

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JB's avatar

Strongly disagree. After watching 2 minutes of his interview I’m convinced he’d be a better late night host than Colbert or Kimmel. At the very least he’d be entertaining in a “laughing at” sort of way. Are you telling me you wouldn’t watch “Doing Crack and Talking Smack with Hunter Biden”?

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mileytheduchess's avatar

I'd see snippets on X for sure.

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JB's avatar

Right? Hollywood needs this to happen!

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ShirtlessCaptainKirk's avatar

“With tonight’s special guest, Charlie Sheen.”

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Lysander Spoonbread's avatar

America needs The Violent Torpedo of Truth with Bump With Me Tonight Biden Show

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Sarah Reynolds's avatar

Lolol

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Leonard's avatar

Late Night With G Gordon Biden.

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Susan's avatar

Can't wait. We desperately need some entertainment.

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Tom Paine's avatar

and a 10million book deal no one will buy or read.

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PapayaSF's avatar

His paintings sold for sums that indicated favoritism if not money laundering, but to be fair they were actually pretty good.

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Michael L's avatar

I've certainly seen worse.

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Rather Curmudgeonly's avatar

You never know - he may actually have been having a moment of sobriety and saw the world more clearly, and in accordance with his fundamental values, than he had while high.

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JT's avatar

Wait…Hunter Biden vs Gavin Newsom in the 2028 Democratic primary? Be still my heart!

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Chris Bray's avatar

It would be like two representations of the same person running against himself

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Rather Curmudgeonly's avatar

A shower could potentially clean Hunter up a bit; no amount of water is ever reducing Gavin's oiliness.

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smallvictories's avatar

Rock vs Powder - who wins?!

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Mitch's avatar

Sir, there are tremendous differences in their hair. Newsome's hair says POTUS potential!

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Leonard's avatar

Just like before.

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PapayaSF's avatar

They’ll need Jasmine Crockett in there for some racial and gender diversity.

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Josh Passell's avatar

When “the smartest guy” SloJo knows speaks, people listen. He’s the E. F. Hutton of crack.

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fiendish_librarian's avatar

That is bloody brilliant.

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Sarah Reynolds's avatar

Lol!!

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Pete Smith's avatar

"Who do you think washes your dishes?” Well I wash my dishes every night in the sink after dinner ... except for the ones I put in the dishwasher.

Wait a minute, are you telling me there are illegal immigrants in my dishwasher doing all the cleaning cycles????

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Chris Bray's avatar

It's the only possible explanation

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Brian DeLeon's avatar

Toddlers sums these people up perfectly. That’s how I’ll picture them going forward.

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CodeGiraffeAce's avatar

It’s why all the politicians as babies X posts are so popular

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Cathleen Manny's avatar

I’m 69 years old. In my entire lifetime, no one but me or my family members has ever washed my dishes. Or mowed my lawn. Or any other of my chores. This,of course,in addition to working full-time since I was 16. Well, we member of the middle class were/are needed to pay for everyone else’s ‘free’ stuff. Does anyone else feel as if we’ve had a broomstick shoved up our ass?

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DancingInAshes's avatar

They say a lot of restaurants are declining due to millenials and younger Gen X not being as well-off as their parents.

I think it's more that many of us simply learned how to cook and realized most restaurants are serving bland slop and better results can be achieved at home for a fraction of the price.

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ZuZu’s Petals's avatar

Chris, this post should have come with a warning. That ‘still’ at the beginning of the Rosa Delauro video gave me quite a turn.

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Chris Bray's avatar

I said the warning: "Rosa Delauro."

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mileytheduchess's avatar

I didn't watch that clip.

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Susan's avatar

I COULDN'T watch that clip!

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Lilia Rosales's avatar

I thought that still was a meme!! Only to click the link and find out that’s actually her face and hair 🤦🏻‍♀️

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fiendish_librarian's avatar

In a slightly different context, you put Hunter in a three-piece suit, top hat, monocle, and a giant cigar in his mouth pontificating at the waiter at his club, and he sounds like a character in a Dickens or Henry James novel. His screed for arguing for the continued, Providential presence of his Monopoly Man Strip-Mining, Traction and Colliery Concern in the deepest Congo as a civilizing force giving the savages some reason for their miserable existence, for as he would put it, "Hudson, my dear fellow, whatever would Civilized Man do without them? Must we tend to our *own* fields, trudge our *own* rubbish? Good God man! Confound it! Hrpehmerph fibbergeddibitittt...another Sherry if you please Hudson!"

It's *very* revealing to see their true natures slither to the surface.

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Rikard's avatar

No need to go to the Congo for that; Manchester or Birmingham, or - Heaven forfend! - Scotland or Ireland would be plenty enough for that attitude, from that class.

Even in present day, at that.

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Brian DeLeon's avatar

Too funny

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Ann's avatar

Dang Chris you have the most wonderful sardonic sense of humor and it is so appreciated!

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A Whip of Cords's avatar

Three points; 1) I read the “Biden Laptop Report” prepared by Garret Ziegler when he transcribed and printed every word and included every photo (blurred out appropriately) on Hunter’s abandoned laptop. Why anyone would waste their time interviewing and publishing the interview of that blight on humanity escapes me. 2) Living in the Longhouse = Living a Giant Lie. Ask Solzhenitsyn how that works out. 3) Your post reminds me of the adage, “Strong men produce Good Times, Good Times Produce Weak Men, Weak Men produce Hard Times, Hard Times produce Strong Men.” We are clearly living in the times of Weak Men (and women).

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Lynn46's avatar

I was born in the time of strong men. I've watched the whole thing come undone.

I do have memories of a great childhood with wonderfull men in my family to look up to.

Most of my entire family have been conservative thanks to our grandparents and most of them still are. I say most bc out all of us only 3 are liberal but I'm sure traditional liberals not the woke kind.

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Occam's avatar

Strong essay, as usual, Chris.

But not sure I'm in agreement. They lie, and they know they lie, and probably don't care. Their aim is only to challenge the other side, and they invent the concepts to do it. Ever argued with a child? That's what this is. You're wrong, so I say whatever I can to challenge you, regardless of whether it holds up logically.

They don't believe the right is wrong about immigration, they are just supporting the home team and the movements they support.

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JB's avatar

“We know that they are lying, they know that they are lying, they even know that we know they are lying, we also know that they know we know they are lying too, they of course know that we certainly know they know we know they are lying too as well, but they are still lying. In our country, the lie has become not just moral category, but the pillar industry of this country.”

- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

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Leonard's avatar

While that is often true it is also true that they are so convinced they are right even when the facts say otherwise that they simply cannot and will not admit the facts and change. Lying is a symptom of arrogance more than a cause of it.

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Occam's avatar

...and the movements that support their power and income.

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Frank's avatar

Wonderfully observed! I've never watched Gone With the Wind, but I remember a movie set in aristocratic England where the protagonist couldn't dress himself without his valet (or at least it was implied to be so).

Clearly these people have never had a real (physical) job in their whole lives. Hunter was sired by a man who cheated his way through school and who's first and only real job was politician and professional liar, but I repeat myself. That father gave him his life of privilege at our tax dollars' expense. Reports that have leaked out of his Secret Service details have indicated that he basically thinks of himself as Louis XIV (when he can actually think that is).

The aristocrats will never give up their slaves as long as they can find some group for the majority of their populace to hate in place of putting the blame on them where it belongs.

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Leonard's avatar

Lol. I immediately thought of Blackadder.

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Jane Baker's avatar

I noticed a couple of decades ago when watching TV series Dallas (we all did,for a laugh),and Pam needed her house cleaned. So did she get out the hoover,the mop,put the washer on. No,of course not. She said to Bobby (this was pre dream),"I'll call the agency". And I recognized instantly that these Beautiful People of Wealth and Privilege who believed in Equality and didn't have servants (Bobby and Pam were the Democrat Ewings), but they had outsourced SERVITUDE. You could proudly state you employed no servants but when you needed something done,like a house clean,you "called the agency" - and they sent a couple of Mexicans to do it all while you were out so you and they would never set eyes on each other.

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alwayscurious's avatar

I make my own bed, put my food on my table, I wash my dishes, and I tend my garden all without even a thought of the mildest curse word. Poor Hunter, his life must have been hellish.

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Valoree Dowell's avatar

Give HB a break, he's Adverbial Challenged. Soon to be entered in the DSM-5.

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George Williams's avatar

Like a laser, Chris...awesome post, as usual!

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Matthew Wahrer's avatar

Absolutely beautiful statement of fact: poetic!

Anyone who would understand differently is 180° out of phase with reality!

“ Chris B. Coyote, genius!! “

😂🤣😂

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Bob Liss's avatar

A people, and a planet, of the government, by the government and for the government! Just as the Founders intended…

And thanks for the dishwashing lessons!

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