Whatever problems we face, let it not be said that journalists aren’t standing watch at the ramparts of our endangered republic: A story so serious it was written by a senior editor. In a time of trouble, the guardians will arise!
BAIZUO! A Chinese racial epithet for “stupid westerners dealing with irrelevant non-issues.” While we screw around with pronouns, climate change and TP virtue signaling, they are buying up farmland and building up the military. Among other things….
So I can affect the climate of an entire planet while taking a shit? Talk about multitasking! This is great news. I'm going to start adding that to my resumè: "Assists in stabilizing the planet's climate while using company toilets."
I wonder if there's anything I can do to help the space program while moving my bowels? These are exciting times to be alive.
"let it not be said that journalists aren’t standing watch at the ramparts of our endangered republic..." Yes, because if there's one thing today's young journalists know, it's sh*t. They are absolutely full of it.
There are so many serious topics to report on, yet they waste space on this? It's click bait. Everyone uses toilet paper (or we hope they do) so people will be naturally curious to see if their brand is environmentally acceptable.
"The four-largest name brands in the country — Angel Soft, Charmin, Cottonelle, and Quilted Northern — all received an F."
Are you wiping your ass....WITH DOOM!?!?!?
BAIZUO! A Chinese racial epithet for “stupid westerners dealing with irrelevant non-issues.” While we screw around with pronouns, climate change and TP virtue signaling, they are buying up farmland and building up the military. Among other things….
So I can affect the climate of an entire planet while taking a shit? Talk about multitasking! This is great news. I'm going to start adding that to my resumè: "Assists in stabilizing the planet's climate while using company toilets."
I wonder if there's anything I can do to help the space program while moving my bowels? These are exciting times to be alive.
"let it not be said that journalists aren’t standing watch at the ramparts of our endangered republic..." Yes, because if there's one thing today's young journalists know, it's sh*t. They are absolutely full of it.
I’ll just stick with sandpaper I guess
Climate Bill #2 states we must make a full transition to eToilet Paper by 2035.
Yahoo News is written for morons who read at a 6th or 8th grade level.
The comments on this Yahoo News article indicate that the readers are taking this serious issue very seriously, unlike you Chris.
It’s fashionable to make the Idiocracy comparison, but I think we may have actually passed that on the way to something much, much dumber.
Back to leaves for me. Wait, what does poison ivy look like again?
There are so many serious topics to report on, yet they waste space on this? It's click bait. Everyone uses toilet paper (or we hope they do) so people will be naturally curious to see if their brand is environmentally acceptable.
We are living in non-serious times.
One wonders what exactly they see when they look in the mirror...
Thanks be to God, that He has blessed us with a SERIOUS media to watch out for us peasants...
I just got chills!
A bear and a bunny were both taking a dump in the woods.
The bear asked the bunny "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
The bunny answered that he did not have that problem.
The bear picked up the bunny and wiped with him.
It is indeed a serious matter!
https://ehfafcommunity.blogspot.com/2022/09/if-you-thought-operation-covidius-was.html