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You were murdered, literally? How did you type this essay? Wow I hope you're OK after your death.

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I can't read this comment, for obvious reasons.

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You’ve been murdered so many times. I can’t believe your stamina. It’s a superpower. Do you eat a lot of vegetables?

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I have a feeling these comments are going to be 90% sarcasm, as it should be.

Feel better soon!

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Clearly your account was hacked like MSNBC’s Joy Reid. Consider yourself lucky that they didn’t post a tirade of homophobic slurs like they did to her 😉.

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I thought only Camel-a-Harris slurred her words.

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lol

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"It’s really kicking my ass, by which I mean that I’ve been murdered."

My best chuckle of the day! :-D

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I’d like to introduce you to my friend, George Orwell. He loves to use “opposite is true” phrases, like war is peace, hate is love, success is failure. He wrote this fictional book about 70 years ago that modern leftists have adopted as their owners manual for reality.

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Thank you for sharing. I need to follow some of his advice. I must say though that I find the verse from Ecclesiastes more difficult to read than his made-up “translation.” I had to read the verse 3-4 times to understand it. Maybe that’s why we write poorly? Because it’s easier to read, even though it carries little meaning?

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I cannot begin to express how disappointed I am in Johnson..I really really believed he was a conservative and honest. 💔

Amongst the shit in this CR, a 6000$ COLA raise for Congress, a law preventing Congress emails from being subpoenaed funding for gain of function and vaccine mandates!!!!

Are you serious??

Shut it down who gives a shit, there's nothing government does that we can't do without until they get it right. And primary Mike. So sick of this🤬

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Totally agree with you. Johnson is a RINO. I don’t know why anyone gets taken in by him! He skates the line so well but he can’t hide his hypocrisy from anyone who is paying attention!

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A few years ago there was an effort to elect a non-RINO Speaker. I think they were trying to oust Boehner. Out of 218+ Republicans, they got about 25 votes. There aren't more than a handful that are worth a damn. It's been that way since the Founding.

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Almost certain the IC has some sort of dirt on him.

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If they don’t, they’ll make it up. Complete with video.

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Certainly possible. It behoves the Cabal to have or make dirt on everyone.

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Deep fry him in it. What would be the loss?

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The argument for increasing Congressmen’s compensation is that unless we do, we won’t be able to attract talented individuals who aren’t wealthy. What do you think?

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There are pictures.

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^^This!^^

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“…whoops, how’d all that extra stuff get in there, right?”

Let’s see… Schumer shovels 1517 pages (1547 – 30 in a clean CR) of 🐂💩 into a sack and delivers it by wheelbarrow to Johnson, who declined to drop it in the trash can while on camera.

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And don't forget their PAY RAISE!!!

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And they can opt out of Obamacare.

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I think that might be the most morally obscene aspect to the bill – and it came from

DEMOCRATS!

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I’m sure that’s Section #1.

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I guess I better stop describing someone as “busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest” anymore…

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Ouch, that hurt.

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So success is failure. Sounds like we need another ministry to go with Minipax, Minitrue, Minilove, and Miniplenty. Maybe Minisux?

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Good one!

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"It’s really kicking my ass, by which I mean that I’ve been murdered."

AOC is that you?

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I hear that President Trump has told Michael Johnson to grow a set and honor the wishes of the American people. Hopefully, a chickenshit bitch like Mike Johnson will be just as cowardly in the face of the might of the majority as he is when coerced by the intel community.

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This is all I want from President Trump: https://youtu.be/Y3OiIjIvN0A

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I have a hard time believing that Mike Johnson is not compromised in some way.

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I would guess his family has been threatened.

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99.99% of them are compromised. Fuck all of them.

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I got a 12 hour suspension for saying someone should be tarred and feathered and had to take down my post. I then did a search and reported some leftwingers for using the exact same language directed at individuals (one even had quartered). Those posts stayed. I'm thinking there may be some group reporting going on against individuals lefties don't like and my single report didn't matter... So don't be like me. X is much better but still flawed. What's Twitter?

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I think they meant a mostly non-violent quartering.

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How does one non violently quarter?

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Watch "The Quartering".

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Exactly.

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That is the exact phrase they banned me for.

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Don't be fooled, there is only one decent member of the House: Representative Thomas Massie.

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Mtg. Higgins. There are about ten. Out of 435. Yeah, we’re screwed. This thing is gonna pass. Everything being done right now is to protect the last usurpers. I pray every single day, for a revolution!

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Do you know how easy it would be if Congress passed an actual budget?

But that would require congress critters to have the courage to do their jobs.

Fund the government through Christmas? Put a number on it and pass it.

But the government is about to take a four-week vacation.

I would dearly love to see Trump demand a budget from congress and then force them to stick to it.

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Watching the leftists shit themselves for the next four years will be more fun than the difficulties we will need to embrace to reorient our nation back towards the good, true, and beautiful.

These reminders from Chris will be important to keep us from losing our minds.

bsn

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Twitter banned me once for a comment I made about literally wildlife, a bird — I made a typo and it came out something about “get that duck outta here!” Or “you’d better duck!” Or the like. Violence! Lol

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They knew what you meant better than you did. Which is why they are they and you are you.

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Victory has defeated us

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Sorry to learn of your metaphorical death. You were so young. Had such a bright future. If I see you walking down the street I'll kick your ass. (not really.)

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No, really kick his (metaphorical) ass: it will bring him back to life.

Like on Gilligan's Island, where getting hit on the head with a coconut gives Gilligan amnesia, but a second hit cures it (and every subsequent odd hit restores his amnesia while every subsequent even hit restores his memory).

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