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May 11, 2022Liked by Chris Bray

This was hilarious. Reminds me of the local going-ons in Vermont. It is now illegal to throw food in the trash. You must compost it or put it in a separate food trash bucket. Unless you don’t want to, of course, as the “law” has zero enforcement provisions. Thank god. Meanwhile in Burlington, the homeless are murdering each other but the city council has voted to legalize prostitution. (It’s still against state law, though, lest folks start flocking here for maple flavored prozzies.)

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Those barriers happened once before, after 9/11. Supposedly they were meant to prevent "Islamic terrorists" from invading, but the sheriff accidentally let the truth out. He was more afraid of rebellious local peasants.

The lucite barriers serve the same function. Nobody can possibly imagine that a lucite barrier will block an airborne virus. It's there to protect the store clerks and bus drivers from peasants who don't like being tortured and strangled.

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