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In Soviet America, hole pegs you.

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where is Yakov Smirnov now that we need him?

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Don’t bend over .

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What is amazing is the totality of their projection. *Everything* they do is ascribed to others, and they are compulsive about it.

Quite handy really.

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Cluster B personality disorder.

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Or is it Cluster A?

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Or is it cluster F*ck?

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Funniest thing I’ve read today. Well done!

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Are you being rude?

Cluster A is the paranoid cluster. B is theatrical/self-centered and C is shyness/avoidance.

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I'm sorry. Just making a joke, I didn't mean it at your expense. After a friend that's a psychologist told me all diagnoses in the DSM are based on government coding in order to bill for services, hence the"spectrum" of autism and the"spectrum" of migraines, I find psychology to be somewhat of a pseudo science that more closely follows cultural trends than actual data and science. Just my opinion.

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My “are you being rude” question was not directed towards your comment. The comment in question seems to have been withdrawn.

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Somewhat?

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There is such a thing, which I'm not sure you know. I can think of something you might think that "A" should stand for, however, it's already taken.

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And very effective

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Everything!

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What James Lindsay calls "the iron law of woke projection". As certain as gravity.

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The thought occurred: they're literally normalizing dementia. As in what kind of prejudiced anti-brain-fluidity person are you to think that people with dementia can't run a major nuclear power in the world on the brink of another conjured war! hastags #brainfluid #whoneedsbrains #brainfree #dementiaisthenewblack

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Still another advancement in DEI. Similarly, I just heard today that illegals won't be prosecuted for voting in Federal elections if think they're citizens (i.e., they identify as citizens).

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how is this even happening?? I've been trying to get a REPLACEMENT ss card FOR YEARS. During covid it was literally impossible.

https://x.com/WallStreetApes/status/1810296420056121348

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Good luck with that. SS owes me a month's of my mother's. Payments from when she died last year. Apparently the checks been direct deposited to my bank account and it's been cleared. Funny though, that neither my bank or I have any record of receiving it. All I get is phone tag federal circle jerk regarding anything to do with it.

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That deposit likely went the same place as the $21 trillion (give or take) they can’t find at the DOD. So infuriating.

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Hahahaha - they don't have to be actual citizens to think, act (vote), and identify as citizens. What kind of country do you think this is....sovereign?

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In my best Monty Python/Holy Grail/French accent: "I forget in your general direction!"

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In our mandated regular anti-harassment training at work, there was a module about accommodating disabilities. I don’t remember the details but this went beyond physical handicaps (e.g., providing closed captioning for the hearing impaired) to mental handicaps. Elsewhere we have been exhorted to embrace neurodiversity in the work environment and told we collectively benefit from people thinking differently. Ok, yes, different points of view or alternative approaches to problem-solving can be helpful. But where does it end? Are minimum qualifications (numeracy? literacy?) off the table on account of being discriminatory?

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Exactly! “New math” etc … what’s next, an autistic president? This all may be completely intentional. Conditioning us to aspire to being unable to function. No other choice but to give your power over to caretakers (the cabal) who’ll “take care” of everything.

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Sorry, but as a fully functioning autistic person who is a parent of two autistic children I find your comment deeply offensive. I've held a responsible and highly technical job for 33 years, am happily married and raising a family. So shove your prejudices somewhere dark and painful.

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My apologies for the offense to your personal experience. I know quite a few who are not as fortunate as you and your family. I think this is another aspect of the cabal’s intentional harm. As you know rates of autism have gone through the roof. And your reaction is the designed intent of the cabal - that we cannot talk about the problem because someone will be deeply offended. Something is deeply wrong.

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One of the main reasons here in the UK is that people are being diagnosed after a 10 minute chat with a nurse, not after a full in depth multi discipline assessment (like me and my kids were). Apology accepted. Autism is a spectrum. Sometimes people have other problems co existing with it. Sometimes we don't. And some of us are excellent at faking normal at huge personal cost. But that's the main thing to remember, we're all different and individual and diversity training is a crock of sh1t 🤣😂

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Absolutely! Sadly, like so many other often severe challenges to well-being, I believe the incidence increase is due to toxins. And unless we can acknowledge there’s a problem, the toxins will only get worse. The cabal wants us believe what they tell us — either there’s nothing out of the ordinary with real problems or that there’s an emergency with nonproblems — so they can keep up the toxin distribution and make a lot of money doing it.

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"anti-brain fluidity"....perfect, love it!

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ha! it's literally true! the comments ... 😂🤣

https://x.com/KanekoaTheGreat/status/1808348963717964170

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Let's continue with this analogy: Biden is essentially a decaying apparatchik held up by a Lady Macbeth wife and a Pravda media, who are now dutifully reporting that Biden was always at war with East Asia and was *never* healthy and look over there, something something TRUMP HITLER. So, who's the Gorbachev-in-waiting? Late Soviet era you say? History repeated as farce etc. etc.

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Golem. My pretty!

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Like!

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Now that they have been given "permission" to discuss it, how many liberals in my life loudly proclaim their surprise and disdain for Bidens ailments, as "discovered and uncovered" by watching the debate. Apologies are still at zero of course, but the intention to find common ground or mend fences is there. It is hard for me to accept this, I am still bitter for having get dragged through the shit swamp waiting for them to discover the obvious, on dozens of issues. Of course a quick, "So you are voting for Trump then, back to peace and low inflation?" shuts them up instantly..

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The only downside we have compared to that era in Russia is that our decrepit "leaders" won't die.

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Hmmm. What odds that either of the current contenders for 'World's Most Powerful Puppet' will still be alive in November?

Askin' for a friend.

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I still keep wondering what more sinister plot this whole Biden episode is meant to hide.

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That’s the mystery behind the curtain! Scary!

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Pull the curtain, Toto! Pull it now!!!

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Chutzpah!! Incorrigible lying bastards.

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So funny! Do these people know they're comedians? Thanks for a laugh, Chris.

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While Brezhnev served in WW2 for the entire war, Andropov and Chernenko were pure party creatures and were largely chosen as "spare parts" after Brezhnev's stroke, to placate all factions vying for supreme power.

A rather interesting parallell to the current situation in the US. Who was the last president with any kind of real-world experience outside politics, except Trump?

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Bush Sr?

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Because I got so tired of typing “You Can’t Make This S**t Up” when forwarding outrageous articles to close friends, I started using an acronym — UCMTSU. Great recall, Chris!

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Yuri's comment reminds me, we need to start work on Biden's Mausoleum immediately. These things take time to do correctly, and Biden appears ready to "cross over the river and into the trees." Lenin's mausoleum had to be redone a number of times, once to remove mold from both the structure and body. Possibly we could ask Putin to provide our National Parks System with the latest designs. Surely the Russians would help us memorialize our leading Dementiavik.

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There is absolutely no need to go to the bother and expense of erecting a mausoleum. Toss his carcass in the Delaware River offshore from the Cherry Hill landfill and the effluent rolling down Brandywine Creek from the Dupont plant will embalm him instantly. A true Delaware sendoff.

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this seems like poetic justice

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No need to start on Biden’s mausoleum he is a walking mausoleum.

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Good news comrade Bray! For irreverent humor targeting the Regime, your monthly sugar ration has been increased from 10 grams to 5 grams!

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You don't have to be a "Doctor" to see that Trump does frequent rallies, even after spending hours in court during his "trial", and speaks strongly and with complete sentences that actually make sense...

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Or to see the opposite in the shambling train wreck that is Joe Biden.

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Gosh was the WaPo ever ahead of the curve on an aging and very ailing POTUS when they issued this comparison. Too bad they had the wrong man - and still do. Go figure!

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And just in a short few years the grift was up and the Soviet Union collapsed.

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