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Chris Bray's avatar

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho could not be reached for comment.

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Blair's avatar

I'm afraid it's now worse than the movie. I think Kamala got her Juris Doctor degree from Taco Bell.

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Bill Quick's avatar

Which is located on the extreme left end of the Bell Curve.

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okboomer's avatar

That's the Taco Bell Curve.

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Bill Quick's avatar

No, "The Bell Curve":

"The Bell Curve: Intelligence and Class Structure in American Life is a 1994 book by psychologist Richard J. Herrnstein and political scientist Charles Murray.

"The book has been, and remains, highly controversial, especially where the authors discussed purported connections between race and intelligence and suggested policy implications based on these purported connections. The authors claimed that average intelligence quotient (IQ) differences between racial and ethnic groups are at least partly genetic in origin, a view that is now considered discredited by mainstream science."

Of course it is.

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okboomer's avatar

I read it when it was released. I still have my copy. Excellent book.

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Blair's avatar

Indeed 🤣

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Mark In Houston's avatar

Excuse me, but it’s actually called Taco Bell School of Law…

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Advo's avatar

The school motto is, "No, you canNOT have fries with that!"

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Blair's avatar

🤣

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Richard Parker's avatar

How she became a lawyer is puzzling to me. Not all lawyers are anywhere near genius, but she is a low bar to me.

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AndyinBC's avatar

Suggestion: Look up "kneepads".

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David Charles's avatar

Really? You don’t know?

I’m pretty sure she got her degree the same way AOC got hers.

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Bill Quick's avatar

ISWYDT! 🤣🤣🤣

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Notyours's avatar

From what I’ve read, she’s from Starbucks.

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spingerah's avatar

I thought it was costco ?

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John's avatar

😂

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Mark Bisone's avatar

And Chet Roosevelt said he was washing his hair that night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27PuuDuQNq0

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K2's avatar

Like!

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spingerah's avatar

Idiocracy is prophetic.

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Chris Bray's avatar

They are now showing a short movie about the way Kamala Harris grew up in a plain, modest middle-class neighborhood in a tight-knit community where all the humble local folks always went to church on Sunday.

Berkeley. She grew up in Berkeley.

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Yuma's Freezing's avatar

Commonly called "Berzerkley" in the 80s.

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Chris Bray's avatar

BECAUSE OF ALL THE HUMBLE MIDDLE-CLASS CHURCHGOERS

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Mongo's avatar

..i notice that they (Berzerkley residents) get mad, nowadays, when u call Berzerkley, 'Berzerkley'. nothing really has changed, has it..

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Bill Quick's avatar

Sixties. Herb Caen coined the term.

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Yuma's Freezing's avatar

I remembered it from living in SoCal in the 80s. Thanks for the reference!

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Anon E. Mousse's avatar

Also I think he noted the up-and-coming companion of Mr. Willie Brown.

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Bill Quick's avatar

Yep. In those days, Herb, Willie, Wilkes Bashford, and Charles Schultz (Garfield) were meeting for weekly lunches, which were mostly gossip-fests. Ms. Harris was grist for Herb's mill, because at that time, her only importance was that she was one of Willie's passing side pieces.

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okboomer's avatar

I thought she grew up in a log cabin in a segregated part of the woods owned by her gay uncle Thomas and his trans partner James Crowe.

It doesn't matter. Who listens to the DNC other than boobs and true believers?

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libgurl's avatar

And Canada, eh.

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John Geis's avatar

7 years in Montreal – from age 12 to 18 – typically the most formative years. And thence to D.C., known for its “churchgoers” too.

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PJ King's avatar

🤣🤣

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Shrinking Violet's avatar

Tight-knit? HUMBLE??? Berkeley is full of assorted extremist kooks of various persuasions, not necessarily compatible, and is self-important enough to have its own foreign policy! Because when world powers are negotiating in a crisis, they look to Berkekey for guidance. Not a place you want to draw your presidential talent from.

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Johnny Dollar's avatar

She also apparently spent some of her school years in Montreal. In the wealthiest part: Westmount. Of course, the city being a Liberal party bastion now, are proud of this I'm sure. Her campaign is ignoring this fact. Like how Cruz was born in Canada. And Granholm.

It used to be we supplied comedians (and hockey players). Now it looks like politicians.

We're everywhere.

Tread carefully.

/Narrows gaze. Licks spumone ice cream.

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fiendish_librarian's avatar

And went to school in Westmount, in Montreal. For you Yanks, that's the equivalent of her saying she grew up in Harlem while attending a tony, Upper East Side high school.

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Mark In Houston's avatar

Actually Montreal - during her adolescence.

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SSGJOHNZO's avatar

And CANADA, LMAO.

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CeeMcG's avatar

And then moved to a pretty nice upper class neighborhood in Montreal, from what I’ve read.

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fiendish_librarian's avatar

Westmount is as good as you get. I'm talking, your neighbour is probably a former Prime Minister or cabinet member level good.

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Chris Bray's avatar

Apparently the batshit speaker with the bizarre facial expressions is Michigan State Senator Mallory McMorrow. Let us now forget that this person exists.

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CaliforniaLost's avatar

Don't forget her. Hateful people like her are obsessed with obtaining and wielding power.

If we had a real press, after her speech, she'd be asked if she'd introduce on the state level and also advocate for on the Federal level, legislation that banned Executive Orders to strip future totalitarians of the ability to usurp power legally.

It would also be telling to Heather thoughts on the Whitmer plot.

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DPFlorida's avatar

Maybe ask her what she thinks about Agenda 2030, since she’s concerned with names of things with deadline years in their titles.

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Brandon is not your bro's avatar

I agree California Lost .

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Brian DeLeon's avatar

These people are clueless. They are only setting themselves up to become memes. Let’s just call her Mallory McMoron.

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Scott's avatar

MALLORY!!!!

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Throgmorton's avatar

What's with all the tongue-flicking? Do they feed her live white mice? I bet her eyes can move independently.

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CB's avatar

A lying sack of cute, as comedian/impressionist Jim Ward used to say of a pretty Republican press secretary, maybe Dana Perino. Too bad McMorrow is brain dead.

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Janine's avatar

I am just astonished at her willingness to proudly show off what an adept liar she is. Everyone listening to her knows she is lying. She knows she's lying.

And I agree with Bandit, she's not remotely cute.

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Peebo Preboskenes's avatar

Would. Then most definitely wouldn't.

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Bandit's avatar

That thing's face looks like the South end of a cow walking North! Cute it ain't! 🤢🤮🤢🤮

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Alan Devincentis's avatar

Btw,lizard tongue is usually associated with trying to give a speech on coke. Don’t ask me how I know.

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CB's avatar

It's subjective, of course, but based on the two photos, I'd say she's in the top 2% of female Dem pols, maybe the top 2% of Dem females, in terms of looks. In the videos, of course, her lies, voice, facial contortions, and lizard tongue, testing the air for prey, more than nullify any initial appeal. And that's really what the phrase "lying sack of cute" is all about, as everyone knows cute is a stand-in for shit and doesn't mean much in isolation.

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Bandit's avatar

Well, I do know that dumbocraps are ugly to start with, but really, the top 2 % in looks? 🤢🤮🤢🤮

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CB's avatar

Not a student of the field, but can you name a more attractive elected dem?

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Alan Devincentis's avatar

Exactly.

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Bandit's avatar

AOC. Stupid as hell, but....

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Fat Clemenza's avatar

Given Perino’s unwavering commitment to acting as though Bush 43 was a good President, she may be brain-dead, too.

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Glitterpuppy's avatar

How true…..

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Brandon is not your bro's avatar

That woman got married at a street market in Detroit. You can’t make this up . The story gets worse if you believe Wikipedia

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Brandon is not your bro's avatar

I’m jumping into Lake Erie

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Brian DeLeon's avatar

Oh God, that was so funny! The reptile people show themselves!

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Scott's avatar

Throw in some Hawk Tua action and this girl has a well paying and rewarding career ahead of her.

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Just An American's avatar

I've never tried cocaine. Honest. It's very, very illegal. But I've been around people who did it. That's either cocaine or some form of serious brain damage.

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okboomer's avatar

She's going to swallow a whole live rat, isn't she?

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Rikard's avatar

If they ever remake the 'V' TV-series, she's a shoe-in for the character of 'Diana'!

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fiendish_librarian's avatar

They did actually, it was pretty good. Diana re-appeared as the mother of the main character.

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Fat Clemenza's avatar

I think the Democrats (Communists) should come right out and say that the way Party women gain status is having had more abortions than others. Pretty enough to get some action and “brave enough,” “hard-working enough” to abort.

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Brandon is not your bro's avatar

The poor thing must be on an antipsychotic, it’s tardive dyskinesia 🧐

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Chris Bray's avatar

Jill Biden ADORES Kamala Harris. How warm and special!

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CeeMcG's avatar

🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Meri-Lyn Stark's avatar

I seriously nearly threw up listening to her. Who can believe that crap?

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Peebo Preboskenes's avatar

She only adores Ol' Kam because her and the prez were able to use Kam to throw a wrench in Obama's coup attempt.

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Julie Hamill's avatar

Don’t ever stop writing stuff like this. You make me feel like I haven’t gone completely insane. 🙏

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K2's avatar

Like!

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Richard Czechowski's avatar

Never underestimate the intellectual lethargy and mental deficiency of the Left

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Mark Marshall's avatar

…and the lies.

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JJMom's avatar

Exactly. Idiots will believe it and nod enthusiastically.

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Regina Filippone's avatar

How do they keep spewing this rubbish and getting away with it. ?

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Renee Marie's avatar

Because the majority of people are stupid.

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Kathleen Caron's avatar

Because the legacy media exists to protect and elect Democrats.

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Renee Marie's avatar

The legacy media doesn’t care. Both parties work together.

I would compare it to Public Pretenders, and District Attorneys…

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Kris Newcomer's avatar

I think some of both parties do work together, but the media really hates Republicans.

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Jorn Haga's avatar

No they don't. They love Republicans. Otherwise they would have to actually investigate and report on real world stuff.

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Kris Newcomer's avatar

You mean they love to hate on Republicans rather than report on real world stuff.

If you can’t see the obvious bias in legacy media, then you need to get your brain examined.

Otherwise, why is it that when Tim Walz lies about carrying weapons in war, they say that he just “misspoke,” but when Trump actually condemns white supremacists, they conveniently forget that part and repeat a lie that he called them “good people on both sides?”

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DancingInAshes's avatar

Because the audience for most of these speeches is retarded white girls with delusions of intellectualism.

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Bandit's avatar

Low IQ, low information voters.

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Renee Marie's avatar

These days, every single voter is low IQ. If you’re STILL voting, then you are stupid. Stupid is a choice.

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Cary Carl's avatar

God you’re a glutton for punishment Chris.

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Chris Bray's avatar

OH GOD THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS

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Cary Carl's avatar

Look away!!

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Kathleen Caron's avatar

Better use of our time would be to rewatch The Death of Stalin.

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the long warred's avatar

Yes but this is the scene where they carry him around to bed, on a loop. No Zhukov !

No Beria !

It sucks !

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The Ungovernable's avatar

So while hes.dictator, can he purge Karens like her from our country? Cause I'd vote for that!

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Argo the Second's avatar

becoming a dicktater is a lot harder than they make it sound. Converting one's penis into a potato is no mean feat.

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JudyC's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜😜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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AisforApril's avatar

🎯

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Bill Quick's avatar

"...while I shove this rusty screwdriver through my brain..."

You're transforming yourself into a Democrat?

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diddy's avatar

But who’s watching her cats?!?

Inquiring minds want to know to know.

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Jorn Haga's avatar

She does what the damn cat ladies do in my city. Let them run feral to go shit in other people's yards. Impinging on our Liberty.

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Susan's avatar

Thank you Chris, you are such a comfort in these terrible times where insane people abound like the mean, wacky, paranoid, redhead speaking at the Dem Marxist Convention.

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