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President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho could not be reached for comment.

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I'm afraid it's now worse than the movie. I think Kamala got her Juris Doctor degree from Taco Bell.

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Which is located on the extreme left end of the Bell Curve.

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That's the Taco Bell Curve.

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No, "The Bell Curve":

"The Bell Curve: Intelligence and Class Structure in American Life is a 1994 book by psychologist Richard J. Herrnstein and political scientist Charles Murray.

"The book has been, and remains, highly controversial, especially where the authors discussed purported connections between race and intelligence and suggested policy implications based on these purported connections. The authors claimed that average intelligence quotient (IQ) differences between racial and ethnic groups are at least partly genetic in origin, a view that is now considered discredited by mainstream science."

Of course it is.

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I read it when it was released. I still have my copy. Excellent book.

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Indeed 🤣

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Excuse me, but it’s actually called Taco Bell School of Law…

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The school motto is, "No, you canNOT have fries with that!"

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🤣

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How she became a lawyer is puzzling to me. Not all lawyers are anywhere near genius, but she is a low bar to me.

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Suggestion: Look up "kneepads".

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Really? You don’t know?

I’m pretty sure she got her degree the same way AOC got hers.

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ISWYDT! 🤣🤣🤣

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From what I’ve read, she’s from Starbucks.

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I thought it was costco ?

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OMG... I almost busted my gut laughing at that one. Love that movie. I haven't belly laughed like that in some time. Thank you Mr. Bray. Thank you. Perfection!!!

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Idiocracy is prophetic.

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😂

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And Chet Roosevelt said he was washing his hair that night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27PuuDuQNq0

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Like!

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They are now showing a short movie about the way Kamala Harris grew up in a plain, modest middle-class neighborhood in a tight-knit community where all the humble local folks always went to church on Sunday.

Berkeley. She grew up in Berkeley.

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Commonly called "Berzerkley" in the 80s.

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BECAUSE OF ALL THE HUMBLE MIDDLE-CLASS CHURCHGOERS

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..i notice that they (Berzerkley residents) get mad, nowadays, when u call Berzerkley, 'Berzerkley'. nothing really has changed, has it..

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Sixties. Herb Caen coined the term.

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I remembered it from living in SoCal in the 80s. Thanks for the reference!

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Also I think he noted the up-and-coming companion of Mr. Willie Brown.

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Yep. In those days, Herb, Willie, Wilkes Bashford, and Charles Schultz (Garfield) were meeting for weekly lunches, which were mostly gossip-fests. Ms. Harris was grist for Herb's mill, because at that time, her only importance was that she was one of Willie's passing side pieces.

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I thought she grew up in a log cabin in a segregated part of the woods owned by her gay uncle Thomas and his trans partner James Crowe.

It doesn't matter. Who listens to the DNC other than boobs and true believers?

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And Canada, eh.

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7 years in Montreal – from age 12 to 18 – typically the most formative years. And thence to D.C., known for its “churchgoers” too.

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🤣🤣

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Tight-knit? HUMBLE??? Berkeley is full of assorted extremist kooks of various persuasions, not necessarily compatible, and is self-important enough to have its own foreign policy! Because when world powers are negotiating in a crisis, they look to Berkekey for guidance. Not a place you want to draw your presidential talent from.

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She also apparently spent some of her school years in Montreal. In the wealthiest part: Westmount. Of course, the city being a Liberal party bastion now, are proud of this I'm sure. Her campaign is ignoring this fact. Like how Cruz was born in Canada. And Granholm.

It used to be we supplied comedians (and hockey players). Now it looks like politicians.

We're everywhere.

Tread carefully.

/Narrows gaze. Licks spumone ice cream.

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And went to school in Westmount, in Montreal. For you Yanks, that's the equivalent of her saying she grew up in Harlem while attending a tony, Upper East Side high school.

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Actually Montreal - during her adolescence.

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And CANADA, LMAO.

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And then moved to a pretty nice upper class neighborhood in Montreal, from what I’ve read.

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Westmount is as good as you get. I'm talking, your neighbour is probably a former Prime Minister or cabinet member level good.

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Apparently the batshit speaker with the bizarre facial expressions is Michigan State Senator Mallory McMorrow. Let us now forget that this person exists.

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Don't forget her. Hateful people like her are obsessed with obtaining and wielding power.

If we had a real press, after her speech, she'd be asked if she'd introduce on the state level and also advocate for on the Federal level, legislation that banned Executive Orders to strip future totalitarians of the ability to usurp power legally.

It would also be telling to Heather thoughts on the Whitmer plot.

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Maybe ask her what she thinks about Agenda 2030, since she’s concerned with names of things with deadline years in their titles.

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I agree California Lost .

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These people are clueless. They are only setting themselves up to become memes. Let’s just call her Mallory McMoron.

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MALLORY!!!!

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What's with all the tongue-flicking? Do they feed her live white mice? I bet her eyes can move independently.

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A lying sack of cute, as comedian/impressionist Jim Ward used to say of a pretty Republican press secretary, maybe Dana Perino. Too bad McMorrow is brain dead.

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I am just astonished at her willingness to proudly show off what an adept liar she is. Everyone listening to her knows she is lying. She knows she's lying.

And I agree with Bandit, she's not remotely cute.

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Would. Then most definitely wouldn't.

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That thing's face looks like the South end of a cow walking North! Cute it ain't! 🤢🤮🤢🤮

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Btw,lizard tongue is usually associated with trying to give a speech on coke. Don’t ask me how I know.

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It's subjective, of course, but based on the two photos, I'd say she's in the top 2% of female Dem pols, maybe the top 2% of Dem females, in terms of looks. In the videos, of course, her lies, voice, facial contortions, and lizard tongue, testing the air for prey, more than nullify any initial appeal. And that's really what the phrase "lying sack of cute" is all about, as everyone knows cute is a stand-in for shit and doesn't mean much in isolation.

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Well, I do know that dumbocraps are ugly to start with, but really, the top 2 % in looks? 🤢🤮🤢🤮

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Not a student of the field, but can you name a more attractive elected dem?

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Exactly.

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AOC. Stupid as hell, but....

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Given Perino’s unwavering commitment to acting as though Bush 43 was a good President, she may be brain-dead, too.

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How true…..

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That woman got married at a street market in Detroit. You can’t make this up . The story gets worse if you believe Wikipedia

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I’m jumping into Lake Erie

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Oh God, that was so funny! The reptile people show themselves!

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Throw in some Hawk Tua action and this girl has a well paying and rewarding career ahead of her.

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I've never tried cocaine. Honest. It's very, very illegal. But I've been around people who did it. That's either cocaine or some form of serious brain damage.

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She's going to swallow a whole live rat, isn't she?

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If they ever remake the 'V' TV-series, she's a shoe-in for the character of 'Diana'!

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They did actually, it was pretty good. Diana re-appeared as the mother of the main character.

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I think the Democrats (Communists) should come right out and say that the way Party women gain status is having had more abortions than others. Pretty enough to get some action and “brave enough,” “hard-working enough” to abort.

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The poor thing must be on an antipsychotic, it’s tardive dyskinesia 🧐

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Jill Biden ADORES Kamala Harris. How warm and special!

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🤮🤮🤮🤮

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I seriously nearly threw up listening to her. Who can believe that crap?

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She only adores Ol' Kam because her and the prez were able to use Kam to throw a wrench in Obama's coup attempt.

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Don’t ever stop writing stuff like this. You make me feel like I haven’t gone completely insane. 🙏

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Like!

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Never underestimate the intellectual lethargy and mental deficiency of the Left

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…and the lies.

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Exactly. Idiots will believe it and nod enthusiastically.

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How do they keep spewing this rubbish and getting away with it. ?

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Because the majority of people are stupid.

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Because the legacy media exists to protect and elect Democrats.

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The legacy media doesn’t care. Both parties work together.

I would compare it to Public Pretenders, and District Attorneys…

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I think some of both parties do work together, but the media really hates Republicans.

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No they don't. They love Republicans. Otherwise they would have to actually investigate and report on real world stuff.

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You mean they love to hate on Republicans rather than report on real world stuff.

If you can’t see the obvious bias in legacy media, then you need to get your brain examined.

Otherwise, why is it that when Tim Walz lies about carrying weapons in war, they say that he just “misspoke,” but when Trump actually condemns white supremacists, they conveniently forget that part and repeat a lie that he called them “good people on both sides?”

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Because the audience for most of these speeches is retarded white girls with delusions of intellectualism.

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Low IQ, low information voters.

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These days, every single voter is low IQ. If you’re STILL voting, then you are stupid. Stupid is a choice.

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God you’re a glutton for punishment Chris.

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OH GOD THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS

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Look away!!

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Better use of our time would be to rewatch The Death of Stalin.

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Yes but this is the scene where they carry him around to bed, on a loop. No Zhukov !

No Beria !

It sucks !

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So while hes.dictator, can he purge Karens like her from our country? Cause I'd vote for that!

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becoming a dicktater is a lot harder than they make it sound. Converting one's penis into a potato is no mean feat.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜😜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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🎯

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"...while I shove this rusty screwdriver through my brain..."

You're transforming yourself into a Democrat?

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But who’s watching her cats?!?

Inquiring minds want to know to know.

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She does what the damn cat ladies do in my city. Let them run feral to go shit in other people's yards. Impinging on our Liberty.

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Thank you Chris, you are such a comfort in these terrible times where insane people abound like the mean, wacky, paranoid, redhead speaking at the Dem Marxist Convention.

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