Nation to Surge Boldly Forward, Brezhnev Declares
not a joke, man
Politico previews Joe Biden’s State of the Union address, rendering satire a meaningless art:
Joe Biden’s gonna be tough and bold. Step back, fool, ‘cause he’s gonna flex. He’s gonna be firm and commanding. Thirty percent chance he forgets his own name midway through, but he’ll do it with swagger.
When you’re the kind of leader who knows that more than half the women in your administration are women, you can afford to go hard like this.
The media-run state and the state-run media should cut costs and save time and combine the SOTU with the Grammys.
I wanna see Uncle Joe surrounded by a diverse cast of twerkers while handing out prizes for Best Struggle Session and Best Preachy Lecture by a Multimillionaire, with Hunter hosting the afterparty.
They all have the same thoughts and beliefs anyway, they all worship the same god (the one in the mirror), so why not just swap out the usual inane lyrics for a laundry list of the Dear Leader's many accomplishments?
American culture may be crap, but our propaganda is to die for!
To give the man his due, it is possible half the women in his admin are not women.