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I haven't bothered with items #2 and #3 on Eisen's list, but click the link to "the details" to read the whole thing.

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How quickly could this be accomplished? Before the election? Oh wait, it's the US Congress. Shucks.

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Brilliant! I love it. Count me on Eisen's bandwagon too.

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Who likes sarcasm anyways?😬

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Substack says I subscribe to 140 stacks and I pay for an awful lot of them, with this one in second place according to whatever metric they use, but—it’s first in my heart and the last one I would give up. I know someone who knows Eisen, and he’s made my blood boil for a long time. I try not to think about him, but Ima let you off the hook this time because the /sarc is just so, so sweet.

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Not sarcasm?. Great ideas going forward

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A sword is only a problem in the enemies' hands.

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Exactly.

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But long guns - “weapons of war” all - are a problem because only white people own them.

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This sounds as though Norm and others are afraid that they won't be able to keep Trump out of the White House. Recent revelations indicate that the insurrection thing isn't going to hold water.

You know they can't do it, Chris - limit the power of the federal govt. They're addicts.

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The idiocy of intellectuals know no bounds. Wonderful piece, Chris.

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If by "intellectual" you mean worthless, septic, moronic, imbecilic hack, then sure.

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He looks like a walking embalmed corpse with bad hair.

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As an old man myself, I´d like to add that trying NOT to look old, can end up looking pretty creepy.

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Let's be our authentic selves before we're gone. One of the major investment banks once published a guidance pamphlet that discouraged dyed hair and other techniques to disguise one's age.

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🙌 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 So true, SOOOO TRUE! (I'm so glad I'm not the only one that hates the hair.)

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Reminds me of this zombie from "Return of the Living Dead: 2"

https://youtu.be/GkHwlm180n8

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He'd look better as a corpse.

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Ha my goodness when reality overtakes any Babylon Bee article

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Emergency powers? Like the one's Biden is abusing, clinton Abused, Bush Abused, Nixon Abused.

The ones that Kamala will abuse?

Like you said, there are 42 emergencies that should be put an end to, but that would mean that the things those powers allow would just go away.

They can't have that happening, my god, there'd be freedom.

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Eisen is the one who noted the 42 emergencies, not Chris! Will wonders never cease!

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🙌

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irrefutable truths:

1. SJW's always lie

2. SJW's always project.

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Well, the WOW factor has really lost its force when it comes to these hypocritical, degenerate, AssHats, anymore. There capacity to display absolutely no self awareness is astounding, yet, they continue to out themselves at record levels. Thanks to Trump, or rather, TDS I should say. 😳

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The closest things on Earth to “infinity” are the Left’s hypocrisy and lack of self-awareness.

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Which brings to mind Einstein's famous quote: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

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Trump, if by miracle, gets back in office, needs to move swiftly and decisively against his enemies. This means firing people who are part of the “resistance”, aka bureaucrat Commies who abuse their positions and are insubordinate. This also means prosecuting those who have committed serious crimes. I’m not talking about harassing his opponents.,I’m talking about enforcing the law, which it turns out his opponents regularly break with impunity, including trying to assassinate him. This thing needs to come to a head and fast because otherwise we are in for four more years of the Lilliputians biting Trump’s ankles.

The Democrat creeps are at war with us. When are we going to return the favor? They are political terrorists. They need to be treated as such.

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The permanent staff in federal government institutions are, I suspect, overwhelmingly Democrat supporters. Democrats give them more power and money than Republicans are inclined to do. Any form of government action will require some level of cooperation from the bureaucracy so one would need to be very selective in who you go after and make sure the case is air tight. As no one disputes that the FBI advised social media companies to suppress the Hunter Biden laptop story when they knew it was true it would be very difficult to argue against firing the agent involved and other responsible parties right up to and including Christopher Wray and prosecuting them if appropriate. Perhaps one of the whistle blowers could be nominated to either replace Wray or at a minimum assume some sort of watchdog role reporting directly to Congress. I don't think it would be politically possible for Republicans to get away with the sort of creative lawfare that’s become routine for Democrats.

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they need to run the whole thing like any organized crime prosecution and work their way up getting underlings to turn on their superiors.

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The frosting on the cake would be to make Giuliani the AG to carry it out

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I think I love you.

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The layer that needs to go is appointed by the President but not Senate confirmed. It’s called the Senior Executive Service. Fire them and replace them with patriots. Obama stacked that layer with Commies.

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“Your terms are acceptable.” 👍

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Sounds to me he feels a bit threatened. Maybe he broke some laws? He looks guilty. Let’s investigate.

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Unfortunately laws and rules are only enforced on conservatives. If they burn down cities, A-OK. if we protest a clearly fraudulent election- JAIL TIME. If Trump calls another head of state due to overt corruption- IMPEACHMENT. If they campaign with him- ADULATION

We no longer have a rule of law.

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Sorry but I had to read his Wikipedia page , law school with classmate Barack Obama and nicknamed Dr. No ….oh yeah and he flipped hamburgers in the family business in LA as a kid . Somewhere along the line he realized, he can make the rules .

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They say Keith Ellison is scarier 😥

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He's Muslim

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Eisen's Jewish.

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I know. I was referring to Ellison.

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Yes, that was clear. Just adding context to the Eisen story. Chris scrupulously avoided mentioning that Eisen is an Orthodox Jew.

As the Jewish Family Weekly, Mispacha, opined during the Trump impeachment trial:

"Was anyone else made slightly uncomfortable by the sight of Democratic counsel Norm Eisen questioning constitutional scholars Pamela Karlan, Noah Feldman, and Michael Gerhardt?

My Jew-detector told me right away that Karlan and Feldman were “of the tribe,” and I happen to know Eisen, whose parents were Holocaust survivors, personally. I had an inkling about Gerhardt, and his Jewishness was later confirmed by Ron Kampeas at JTA. That left just Jonathan Turley. I wasn’t quite sure about him: On the one hand, he’s intelligent, reasonable, and a law professor. On the other, there was something about him that didn’t quite… shtim.

Thankfully, I found out a few days later that he’s Roman Catholic, so it’s not as if a Jewish cabal of four law professors is trying to take down the president — only three. And let’s remember that one Daniel Goldman was the counsel for Rep. Adam Schiff (also Jewish) and that the present impeachment hearing is being chaired by Rep. Jerrold Nadler, an icon of liberal Jewry.

In short, a bunch of Jews are trying to unseat the president. I imagine that probably doesn’t play too well in Iowa or Alabama or Montana, or anywhere else where people spin wild yarns about Jewish power. I’m not sure what the remedy is — it’s not as if we can ask the three talented academics not to testify because they are Jewish — but I wish the optics were slightly different."

The Jewish press noticed during the impeachment. The impeachment persecutions were the genesis of the Lawfare persecutions that Eisen has directed since then.

Interesting that this long commentary on Eisen's efforts to destroy Trump studiously ignores Eisen's deep connection to a hostile foreign power.

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Ask Derek Chauvin.

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