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Rich Stern's avatar

"Honey, Chris Bray is inviting us for dinner!"

Oh. Wait a sec...

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Tim Hinchliff's avatar

Man it did seem to be a weird message.

But it did appeal to my vanity.

Like all good scams do.

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Highlander's avatar

But wait, didn’t we just get one? 🤣

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Chris Bray's avatar

Paradox!

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William Ray's avatar

I called and they wanted to know if I was ready to take action to secure the elections. They told me to round up some like-minded friends and neighbors. They said we're going to kidnap the governor...

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Chris Bray's avatar

So THAT'S how they do it.

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Lilia Rosales's avatar

Hahahahaha this was so great.

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Brettsky's avatar

I thought maybe you were a Nigerian prince

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Chris Bray's avatar

Actually....

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Vee's avatar

LOL! At first, I thought, why would Chris Bray want to share insights with me. I mean, sure my comments are super erudite and witty (or so I tell myself), but I don't think Bray has the time or inclination to chat with a stranger. Then I noticed the name was also slightly off (Chris Bray's).

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Chris Bray's avatar

Chris Bray is totally down to talk, but only in bars. Anyone claiming to be Chris Bray but not saying what bar to meet at.....

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Ethan Saunders's avatar

They just wanted me to extend my car warranty.

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Chris Bray's avatar

See, that's very helpful

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Tardigrade's avatar

Me too, for which I am grateful, because my newest vehicle is 18 years old.

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David's avatar

I just called and wired someone named Deedee my life's savings? He said I'd double it. This was a god move, correct?

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Chris Bray's avatar

A promise is a promise, I always say.

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Doggie Dad's avatar

It mandatory you compliance.

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Meri-Lyn Stark's avatar

I knew it wasn’t real when I saw the ‘s after your name. But for a moment I wondered what I might have commented that justified insights. 😂🤣😂

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John Carter's avatar

Motherfucker has been hitting a lot of substacks over the last few days.

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Chris Bray's avatar

Be a real shame if he were to have a terrible accident.

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John Carter's avatar

Oh no! That's terrible!

Anyway.

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Kelliann's avatar

Darn it! Was just gonna call you😂

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Clever Pseudonym's avatar

same thing happened to niccolo soldo and charles eisenstein, seems to be a substack pandemic

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Vee's avatar

If the spam bots are a pandemic, we just need to give them the mRNA shots .That will definitely end them. 😉

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Lillia Gajewski's avatar

El Gato Malo the other day as well.

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Lois Lassiter's avatar

Thanks for letting us know....for a second, I thought you thought I was special....bahaha.

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jones_B's avatar

I got 2? lol

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Chris Bray's avatar

That means spambot was especially intrigued by your ideas!

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Toffeepud's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah the clue for me was in the name "Chris Bray's"? 😂😂😂

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Lilia Rosales's avatar

Noooooo 😩😢 I was so sure I was going to get beneficial insights. Broke my friggin heart. Porque Chris?!?! Poooorrrrquuueeeee?!?!

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