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Steve G's avatar

I’m man enough to say I’m not afraid of a smart woman. Now, a stupid woman placed in the position of the most important job in the world scares the ever living shit out of me.

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Chris Bray's avatar

I mean, if such a thing were ever to become hypothetically possible.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

Yeah. I can name half a dozen women I'd be perfectly happy with as president. Kamala Harris will never be one of those names.

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David Charles's avatar

😂 Exactly

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David Charles's avatar

I’m a white guy who wanted Condoleeza Rice to run for president, so that obviously makes me a racist AND sexist, right?

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Una Redcrosse's avatar

I spent the whole way through the real one trying to figure out if it was a parody or not. The actual parody really isn't any more ridiculous

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No name here's avatar

A feminist has to have written this. It reminds me of that old discussion between Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman. It's like they see something men are engaged in, can't make sense of it, filter it through the funhouse they call their brain, and out comes ads like this.

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Brian Villanueva's avatar

No single person did this. This level of absurdity requires a committee to come into being. My money says a committee of mostly gay males. Even most liberal, college-educated, feminist women have a more accurate view of masculinity than this.

Who in the Harris campaign looked at this and said, "yeah, that will bring those Trump-leaning men back home." It's either gross incompetence or utter disconnection from the real world. And if this is how they run a campaign, imagine how they will run the country.

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No name here's avatar

I wish I only had to imagine it. The "our patience is wearing thin" phase of the last four years of authoritarian Democrat incompetence almost destroyed my career and marriage.

My money is still on feminists, but gay, straight, women, male, whatever. Fuck these people. Revenge is coming, hopefully in a (somewhat) civilized and peaceful manner.

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Richard Parker's avatar

It can be hard on a marriage. I mean, she could have married a gay hairdresser.

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No name here's avatar

It set a precedent where I won't put up with a lot of this shit any more and she knows it. Since then it has stabilized and gotten better. Sometimes you have to say not just "no" but "fuck no, and I'm not going to tolerate this", otherwise you'll be living with seething contempt.

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Scott's avatar

All actors in the ad, most of them gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that!

Except for the compounding layers of fake we keep larding on to this mediocre Indian woman that they are trying to anoint as the next president.

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Michael L's avatar

I can't help but think that any gay males on the committee that came up with this ad were being intentionally funny.

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Bobby Lime's avatar

I just discovered a channel on YouTube, The Body Language Guy. His analysis of the ad is hilarious.

Most if not all commenters here have never worked in advertising for an hour, yet our sense is stunned at the ineptness of this ad. Remember the first Harris ad, with the all gay appearing men?

They learned nothing from the reaction to it.

I, who put my ballot for Trump in the post office's outside mailbox on Sunday afternoon, am available for $100,000,000 to make apparently brilliant but subtly sabotaging ads for Harris.

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An independent observer's avatar

They have run the country for 4 years. We know how.

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Leonard's avatar

Nah, the CIA wrote it.

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Mulheisen's avatar

" funhouse they call their brain"

Brilliant

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Brian Villanueva's avatar

I was sure it was the Babylon Bee. Not The Bee.

If the American people are stupid enough to elect these clowns, we deserve what happens.

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Bandit's avatar

WE don't deserve it, but they sure do!

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Brian Villanueva's avatar

I'm not there yet, Bandit. I still believe in a "we" called America. Maybe I'm deluding myself, but in our postmodernist era, I demand you accept my delusions as reality! :-)

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Bandit's avatar

Sorry, people that wish me dead/harmed, because I disagree with some idiotic shot THEY want to take, don't get a pass from me.

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Valerie's avatar

Right? Zero percent policy and 100% identity politics. And they say we’re the low information voters? Ha.

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Richard Parker's avatar

No one deserves what is going to happen. So bad that Trump is a savior? Trump?

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Michael L's avatar

That's what I was thinking.

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kRockit's avatar

I know what the problem is. Harris hired the Bud Light ad team.

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Chris Bray's avatar

That would explain so much.

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nymusicdaily's avatar

ad was obviously written by a woman

carburetors? i thought we pivoted to fuel injection like 30 years ago?

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Chris Bray's avatar

Fuel injection? What, like a GIRL?!?!?

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David's avatar

It's IVF for cars

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Queen Hotchibobo's avatar

😆😆😆😆

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Josh Slocum's avatar

I'm in awe of you, sir!

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Angus McPherson's avatar

I just replaced the carb on my lawn mower. I didn't realize I had to eat it. Where do I turn in my man card?

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AussieManDust's avatar

When you start referring to your manpussy...

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Steve G's avatar

Sir! Such language! The term is mangiana.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Lmao. You guys are killing me

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AussieManDust's avatar

🤣 wha...? M.m...mangy Anna? Sir! Ah ahm appalled...

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Notyours's avatar

I’ll never not think of Marlo Thomas in lingerie when I hear that. “Woofie!”

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Rightful Freedom's avatar

If you want to eat crucial engine parts these days, you'll have to learn to swallow circuit boards.

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nymusicdaily's avatar

lithium

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AussieManDust's avatar

That'd be "cunning-lingus"...

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Jorn Haga's avatar

I thought that was cunning linguist? Shit we may both be wrong.

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jabster's avatar

The last Ford car with a carb was the 1985 Fox Body Mustang GT.

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nymusicdaily's avatar

and they're probably all rusted out by now

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Alan Devincentis's avatar

While Camaros were tpi, the prettiest induction system ever made.

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Bandit's avatar

Oh! The ugly ones?

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Tim's avatar

As the very much underrated Paul Williams once wrote in that 1970's cult classic Phantom of the Paradise, "Carburetors, man! That's what life is all about!"

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Richard Parker's avatar

I can't remember the last time I had a tune up.

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Advo's avatar

I always heard carburetor was French for "don't F with it!"

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Kevin Krause's avatar

I just wet my pants laughing at your ad Chris. That was brilliant. Here is a an idea . Men for Kamala tour a Men's Room and comment on the items in the room. "This here is a urinal. I used to use it but now that I am voting for Kamala, I pee sitting down" Next dude: "This here is an exhaust fan in case to remove foul odors. I don't need to use it though because I am voting for Kamala and my shit no longer stinks." Final dude: "This here is a tampon dispenser but since I am voting for Kamala I stick them up my arse since I don't have a birthing hole"

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An Appeal to Heaven's avatar

That's not very inclusive of you. Not all women are able to give birth. Please use the proper term, "front hole", in the future.

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Jorn Haga's avatar

Their mouth? Or in Kamala's case Willie's cock holster.

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angel k's avatar

I laughed out loud at this!

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Coco McShevitz's avatar

LOL

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Blair's avatar

Produced to target voters with an 80 IQ. In other words, millions of people.

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Bandit's avatar

In other words, all the dumbocraps and illegals.

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Rikard's avatar

Deadlift 500 pounds? Easy! That's just ten £50-notes.

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Chris Bray's avatar

I do it on a debit card, to protect my back

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K2's avatar

LOLOLOLOL

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Bandit's avatar

Good one, Rikard!! 😂🤣😂🤣

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A Whip of Cords's avatar

It’s not a good sign that people who want to lead the free world think this is effective communication.

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Cindi's avatar

I guess they needed to get away from the soy boys & trannies & pedos supporting Kneepads?

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Mystic William's avatar

I just read a list of who these actors are. Paid actors and campaign workers. One has done gay porn. All unsuccessful it seems and the ones listed were childless.

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Chris Bray's avatar

https://x.com/joma_gc/status/1844793372692848872

Written by a writer for Jimmy Kimmel. Priceless.

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carolyn kostopoulos's avatar

jimmy kimmel? you mean the jimmy kimmel who suggested that unvaccinated people be turned away from the hospital and left to die? that jimmy kimmel?

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Chris Bray's avatar

That very piece of shit

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carolyn kostopoulos's avatar

you are insulting pieces of shit

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Leonard's avatar

I’m man enough to not take poorly-tested pharmaceuticals even when threatened.

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Mystic William's avatar

I am man enough to say ‘Nope. He’s a dude, not a woman.’

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carolyn kostopoulos's avatar

good for you! i wish there were more of us but it seems that many wish they had taken a stand when they had the chance.

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RobMc's avatar

Chris, you didn’t warn us not to watch the first ad right after we ate lunch… come on, man!

Now the second ad, that’s the REAL Kamala ad, yepper. That was a thing of beauty. I pictured that dude, at the end of filming that, laughing his ass off and sending links to all his buddies. Too damn funny!

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Angus McPherson's avatar

Best line: "I have a penis" *Quickly checks memory to be sure that is true....yep...seems like it should be true....ok**

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David's avatar

Ya didn't notice his shoulder dip as he checked?

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David's avatar

LOL

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Diana Compton's avatar

Hahaha acting☝️

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SimulationCommander's avatar

"For now."

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Mike Herzog's avatar

that was Chris

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RobMc's avatar

No shit?! ROFLMAO!!

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RobMc's avatar

Friends don’t let friends vote for Kamala.

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ArthurinCali's avatar

More like a PrEP medicine advertisement.

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Billy Bob's avatar

I’m sure her campaign will contact you for permission to use your video!

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Leaf and Stream's avatar

Blowback Mountain. Now playing on Netchix.

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David Charles's avatar

😂

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Kip's avatar
Oct 12Edited

You, Chris, and Don Jeffries are my two favorite 'stackers. That video is priceless.

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