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UnvaxxedCanadian's avatar

Watch it yanks! We are the undisputed world leader in virtue signalling.

And it shows 😣😣😣😣😣

Sage Alfields's avatar

Britain and Germany have you beat but you are a close third.

UnvaxxedCanadian's avatar

You don’t euthanize your citizens like we do. Its an industry

FuriousIT's avatar

But I do see a military strategy potentially evolving from this: militias of pre-euthanized death-wish Canadian kamikazes throwing frozen water bottles from snowmobiles. They might be able to hold-off an American attack on Nuuk for a couple hours until their gas tanks run dry. Then they could hop off their snowmobiles and write some strongly worded letters to the US government, and then crawl into some ice cave and freeze to their deaths feeling like they got the moral upper-hand.

Belling the Cat's avatar

I'm shocked and dismayed that you would think these wouldn't be electric snowmobiles, which makes me suspect you might not be entirely serious.

Mike Mellor's avatar

Nuuk, does that rhyme with Nuke?

Reader East of Albuquerque's avatar

I must grant you that, dear Unvaxxed Canadian. And by the way, unvaxxed in Canada, my respects.

EssHaitch's avatar

Euthanasia: are there statistics kept that you know of? Race, age, employment, immigration and tax-paying status? Wondering who is taking advantage of this service?

I read about the woman whose husband recently decided euthanasia over caring for her… w/ Dr. ok’ing it. Neato.

Stephen Carter's avatar

Our Euthanasia Industrial Complex.

Rob Becker's avatar

After sending 17 troops to Greenland, a German posting asked " and who will defend Germany now?"🤔

Stephen Carter's avatar

😋🥳🤣😏😎

Stephen Carter's avatar

TheRepublicIsDying. It's asking for MAiD assistance!

Johnny Dollar's avatar

No way, man. Canada is KING. Queen. Trans. Whatever. Point is, Canada is ALL performative. ALL.

Stephen Carter's avatar

Alas, no no no. Such a silly sentiment.

Freedom Fox's avatar

Cue "Adventures With Bill" segment from Red Green Show. Canadians "flexing."

- A Handsome AND Handy Yank!

Halftrolling's avatar

“When you’re in a being a faggot contest and your opponents are Canada and Britain”

Thomas F Davis's avatar

The Aussies are gaining behind you! And the Kiwis are so far ahead no one notices anymore!

Yuri Bezmenov's avatar

Elbows up! Carney is a court eunuch for Emperor Xi. He will arrest anyone for misgendering the gunperson who just shot up a school. His own son is trans. The entire country of Canada is a cringe LinkedIn flex.

Marcie's avatar

That’s a daughter, now non-binary but originally female.

Skenny's avatar

It's all so confusing. I need one of those "decision trees."

Frontera Lupita's avatar

But still a ‘confused’ daughter!

Frontera Lupita's avatar

So is that why I never really cared for Canadians and the Canadian psyche? Nor have I ever had the desire to visit our neighbor to the north. Now our southern neighbor Mexico, that is a whole other deal. I grew up around Mexicans, on the U.S.- MX border, and I speak Spanish. I love Mexico, the food, the culture, the people. It is a diverse and colorful country in the ‘old school’ meaning of diverse and colorful.

The irony to my “interactions with Canadians”, is most of them that I have met were the Canadian expats down in Mexico, that flock there in the winter, and some who have relocated to Mexico permanently. They still seem like “sheeple” to me.

Thomas F Davis's avatar

I was mistaken for a Canadian once upon a time in Costa Rica. At the time I took it as a compliment. Now I wonder.

Frontera Lupita's avatar

And what do you think it was about you that someone mistook you for a Canadian? Humm….

Thomas F Davis's avatar

Blue eyes?

Even funnier story: I was sitting in the hotel lobby in San Jose Costa Rica and a Canadian came up to me and started asking questions in English . I hesitantly answered “yes” and “no” since I didn’t know where this was going. Finally I had to answer with a full sentence and she exclaimed “Oh, you speak English!” So I was mistaken for a Costa Rican BY a Canadian.

I have never learned Spanish but I am sure I could if I could have spent more time in Costa Rica.

Frontera Lupita's avatar

Honestly in my travels in Mexico and Central America I have found there are a lot of tourists (mostly Americans and Canadians) who are totally clueless. They are naive and don’t know crap about the locals or even the place they are visiting. I have been mistaken for a German or a Scandinavian, many times in Latin America. I am tall, blonde, with light eyes. I have that “Euro” look over an “American” look”, and I don’t carry myself like a typical American “tourist”.

There is a phrase in Spanish that I love… “listo” (m) or “lista” (f). (And if you are confused on the sex, the masculine form of “listo” is the one to use.) It literally means “ready”. It can also refer to how “with it” a person is, like having situational awareness and what have you, a person “in the know”. If a person is “listo” they are “ready”, on top of their game and know what is happening, so to speak. Sadly in these times we are presently navigating in, many people are not at all “listo” or “lista”. Their brains are in cognitive decline.

Frontera Lupita's avatar

Oh a PS when one “lives” in à language other than their native language, like when one lives for any time in a foreign country, it makes it much easier to learn and absorb it. I had a cursory knowledge of Spanish from growing up around Spanish speaking people and studying Spanish starting in school when I was 10 years old up through high school, then two semesters in college.

It was when I lived for months at a time in Mexico or Guatemala, was when it all kicked in for me and I could think and speak in Spanish. I also watch a lot of Spanish series (with English subtitles) on Netflix from Spain, Mexico and Colombia to keep up on my Spanish as well.

Thomas F Davis's avatar

Costa Rican Spanish is slower than most, it is equivalent to the American Deep South English drawl. By the time I left I felt as though I was close to having a good start.

Bandit's avatar

My guess is he was really pale.

Thomas F Davis's avatar

Yes, but there are a fair number of pale Costa Ricans. One of my big surprises there was watching people of Chinese descent speaking Spanish (this was long before China started flexing muscles). One old guy I met in a public park told me he was friends with astronaut Franklin Chang-Diaz’s father.

Frontera Lupita's avatar

There are a lot of “pale Costa Ricans” because there is not an heavy indigenous population in Costa Rica, in fact it is relatively small. You have dark skinned people over on the Caribe/East Coast but in the Central Valley/San Jose, it’s mostly people of European/Spanish descent. I just looked up on Brave AI and it says that “94% of Costa Ricans identify as “white” in official statistics”.

Frontera Lupita's avatar

Ironically the Chinese have been in Mexico for a very long time. I grew up in a small town in an agricultural area in the SE corner of SoCA, next to Mexico and AZ. Mexico was 30 miles to the south from my town.

When I was growing up my grandparents would take us for Chinese food in Mexicali, Baja CA Norte. Though we had a Chinese restaurant in our town, the Chinese food in Mexicali was better. We would park the car in Calexico and walk across the border to the restaurant which was a block away. Chinese people had immigrated to Mexico and opened up restaurants and businesses. They were a presence in Mexicali.

Back in those days in the 50’s and 60’s it was very easy to cross back and forth from Mexico into CA.

During prohibition my grandparents and another young married couple who they were friends with would go over to Mexicali for a night of dinner and dancing, because Mexico had not outlawed liquor.

When I was 16 I had a couple of older (college age) girlfriends who would take me over to Mexicali with them to the clubs and bars that lined the border. I never showed an ID to cross the border or to drink in the bars. My mom never knew what I was up to. That’s where I had my first (and only) Singapore Sling cocktail! (What a nasty drink that was.)

Mike Mellor's avatar

I rather like Canada. Huskies, Mounties, the Frozen Logger song, and the whole facing down a tough country ethos. In the days of traveling carnivals didn't there used to be a person called a Carney Barker?

Frontera Lupita's avatar

All such good reasons to like Canada. 🤣

Kevan Hudson's avatar

Hey! Our bears, cougars, elk, moose, wolves and wolverines are still as tough as nails and not cringe. No trans in the forests and on the mountains.

Bandit's avatar

All ours are tough as nails, too.

Hail Ants's avatar

Yep. “Shooter” is racist. “Gunperson” or “gun-holding person” is the approved terminology.

Belling the Cat's avatar

Wait, shooter is racist? Sexist we can concede (the feminine is Shootress, of course) but which part is pale people supremacist? Have to say an awful lot of dark-skinned diversity shows up at gun shows these days.

John Geis's avatar

“feminine is Shootress”

Reminds me of Walter Matthau in “First Monday in October” referring to Jill Clayburgh (playing the first female on SCOTUS) as “Jus-TESS.” 🤣

Lydia's avatar

You spelled Canaduh wrong.

Alan's avatar

Carney is the City of London’s eunuch, not Xi’s. Xi knows the Brits were behind the failed military coup in January.

ZuZu’s Petals's avatar

“At the top of a tall white pole that dwarfs a tiny red cottage on the edge of Greenland’s snow-capped western coastline, a brand-new flag flies in the Arctic air.” NIne adjectives in one sentence - is that to distract us from the fact that the whole story is a non-event?

Bob MacLean's avatar

Quit being such a hater. Just wait until Canada arms their new consulate with a fax machine. (A surplus fax machine from the US, of course)

ZuZu’s Petals's avatar

A fax machine! Oh, they must really mean business then.

Tardigrade's avatar

It just reinforces my opinion that in real journalism adjectives should be banned.

Mike H's avatar

If you read that with an AI-generated Walter-Cronkite-like voice it sounds even better.

Tim's avatar

Why is it that as I read that ridiculous sentence I am hearing in my head the voice of the late Sebastian Cabot reading it as if to an audience of five year olds. If it was part of a radio report on the previously listenable and relatively unbiased CBC, it would be accompanied by the nat sound of the flag rippling in the breeze, gathered by some CBC tech producer who was forced, mic in hand, to shimmy up the pole to get the audio.

fiendish_librarian's avatar

I've said this elsewhere and I'll say it again here: there is no one, *no one*, who can teach Canadians on how to be smug, sanctimonious, oblivious and hypocritical. We are absolute masters of those dark arts. Carney flexing is akin to his doppelganger Mr. Burns looking in the mirror - hunched back and sunken chest - and thinking Lou Ferrigno in his prime is looking back.

Korpijarvi's avatar

> smug, sanctimonious, oblivious and hypocritical.

Lib, through a local outdoor sports club I knew a dual-citizenship Canadian. He was such a puffed-up sort, constantly running down the US and our Constitution despite preferring to live under it, rather than Le Crown. (We have quite a few dual-citizenship Canadians here in the PNW. I'm still waiting to meet a sufferable one.)

He was constantly bragging about having been "Canadian Special Forces" and regaling everyone with his youthful tales of...well, stuff that most youths do, but his was special, having been...uh, him, and in Canada. Or something.

So this one chilly summer evening around a campfire people are scuttlebutting and bliveting and throwing elbows and talking trash after a tournament we'd hosted...and I can't remember what I said on what topic, but it was to the effect that Canadians were among the most smug and sanctimonious knobs I'd ever met. I wasn't digging at him. It was just a comment from my many years of traveling in Canada, doing professional stuff (ag related) in Canada, and knowing Canadians, in response to something someone else had observed. (The Canadian aggies were the least insufferable, for what it's worth.)

This guy suddenly froze, stared, mouth agape, and blurted in his very loud tenor, "Wait, you don't like Canadians?"

No, I said, I do not, overall, like Canadians.

"That's ridiculous! WTF? EVERYBODY LIKES CANADIANS!"

I don't.

This guy, no exaggeration, ever shut up...but this time he sat there, jaw hanging...and after a few seconds all he could manage was to repeat himself. "EVERYBODY LIKES CANADIANS! WE'RE THE MOST LIKEABLE PEOPLE ON EARTH!"

At first I thought he was being ironic. He wasn't.

My darling used to quote that sotto voce when we'd encounter someone being obliviously obnoxious. "EVERYBODY LIKES CANADIANS!" Or "Echo Lima Charlie."

fiendish_librarian's avatar

So as someone who has a friend whose son was in the "Special Forces" (it's called something else which I won't reveal) I can tell you that that is something you *don't* go around telling people. He sounds full of shit, which is par for the course for many Canadians regarding the US, a strange inferiority-superiority complex that's embedded like a parasite inside many Canadians' brains.

Korpijarvi's avatar

> He sounds full of sh!t

That would be a big affirmative. :^D

Occam's avatar

100%

It's really come to the forefront recently, hasn't it? I don't even want to go outside anymore, lest I meet yet another preeening boomer looking to passive aggressively start a conversation about Trump with their favourite "Oh, you're American. So.......how do YOU think things are going down there?"

I cannot think of a single thing that Canada's federal government has done to benefit its citizens in an appreciable way in the last 10 years. For all his faults, Trump has actually improved the lives of his subjects, er voters.

cobra kai's avatar

its not even an office, sounds more like they are sleeping on iceland's couch...

Ataraxis's avatar

They are a bit short of cash up there.

MacGuffin's avatar

I'm going to give it a year - no, 6 months - before Iceland starts leaving post-it notes around the place telling Canada to pull its weight.

NanaW's avatar

And someone needs to clean the microwave. And stop eating my yogurts.

Ataraxis's avatar

Trump tweaking Carney on the Gordie Howe bridge is top notch. I think he should re-name the bridge as “The Bridge to America.”

The other Trump tweet about China eliminating hockey when they take over Canada was also perfect. I haven’t seen any reaction to that one.

Maybe because Canada hasn’t won a Stanley since 1993. I expect to see that in a Trump tweet when needed.

Occam's avatar

"The Bridge to America"

this is gold, well done.

Holly S.'s avatar

So funny, Chris! Carney is a total joke. I’m really enjoying your Federalist articles, too!

Larry Bailey's avatar

The Knights Who Say Nuuk!

Thomas F Davis's avatar

I thought the Three Stooges said that, over and over.

Larry Bailey's avatar

It’s a Monty Python reference (Holy Grail)

Larry Bailey's avatar

Oh, I get this now. You’re referring to Curly. Nice!

Skenny's avatar

Thanks a lot, Chris. I was already a nervous wreck, waking to cold sweats, having nightmares about some Bad Bunny monster. Now I have to live in mortal fear of the Canucks.

Pat Robinson's avatar

But

What if we send Justin to sit in that chair in the new office.

I bet that scares someone.

AndyinBC's avatar

Yeah.

The janitor who has to clean the slime he leaves behind.

Ataraxis's avatar

Way too cold in Greenland for his Cuban blood.

RobMc's avatar

Carney flexes muscles!!!

We’re done for!!!

Ohhhh, noooooooooooooo!!!!!

Chris Bray's avatar

I may go into hiding

Ataraxis's avatar

I hide out at NHL games. No Canadian threats there.

Ataraxis's avatar
2dEdited

I love Canada and spent all my family vacations there when I was growing up on fishing trips. All fond memories.

Replacing your young hockey players with young cricket players does not bode well for the future.

Navyo Ericsen's avatar

"At the top of a tall white pole with dwarfs in a tiny red cottage" - I could have sworn that's what it said... No, really.

Korpijarvi's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKy8wYFn0OU

(All the full clips have been taken down, alas.)

ANG Pilot's avatar

It's too bad Gen. Richard Montgomery and Benedict Arnold failed to conquer Canada when they had a chance in 1775-76. We could have turned that place into nothing but strip malls and condos for as far as the eye could see. LOL.

Instead, Canada became a sanctuary for the Loyalists who got kicked out of the US. The country has had a chip on its shoulder ever since.

Thomas F Davis's avatar

Most of them weren’t kicked out, they left on their own accord.

ANG Pilot's avatar

Not necessarily, but it's sort of a distinction without a difference.

Had they tried to stay they would have been prosecuted for treason in most of the States, and most of the Loyalists had had their land confiscated.

MacGuffin's avatar

You're not an anxious cat lady with eyeballs glued to the CBC/CNN so you could not possibly understand Carney's mastery of world affairs.

ASensibleMan's avatar

That is precisely whom all this stupidity is aimed at.

MacGuffin's avatar

Indeed. Cat ladies + bureaucrats + heavily propagandized 'new Canadians' + a few tactical Quebec voters, and you've got yourself a majority.

TriTorch's avatar

Mark Carney becoming the "leader" of Canada was a balant signal by the central banks that the usurious money printers are taking direct control of the world. ...and millions cheered having no idea what just occurred.

CBDC nightmare, here we come...

BIS Chief Agustin Carstens: You Will Not Use Our CBDCs Without Our Permission (In Real Time)

: "A key difference with the CBDC [and cash] is the central bank will have _absolute control_ on the rules and regulations that will determine the use of that expression of central bank liability--and we will have the technology to enforce that."

How are the masses this stupid...?

Marcie's avatar

Propaganda and moral superiority complex.

Check out our state broadcaster CBC. They give Pravda a run for their money

UnvaxxedCanadian's avatar

Run for their money? They are jealous. The North koreans have it better

TriTorch's avatar

Oh yeah, they were COVID all-star pied pipers, I remember them well.

Korpijarvi's avatar

I'm still chumbling the Anon who observed that the term "mark" originated from carnies (carnival workers) who would put a chalk-mark on rubes who could be counted on to continue to play obviously rigged games. Other carnies would see the mark, and entice the player into their own scams.

> How are the masses this stupid

I'm sure it has nothing to do with a century of forced mandatory public schooling where nobody learns how interest works and how money is created.

TriTorch's avatar

Reminds me of the poker quote:

If you can’t spot the sucker within your first half hour at the table. Then you are the sucker.

“Mark Carney”… thank for clarifying…