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Where has your brilliant writing been hiding all my life?

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Apr 12, 2022Liked by Chris Bray

His name is Dave Cortese not Dan Cortes.

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Fixed! Much appreciated. I don't know how I managed to do that, but I'm glad you pointed it out.

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Apr 12, 2022Liked by Chris Bray

Great reporting, Chris. Are you based in California?

Found it on PressCalifornia.com

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I am in California, in the Pasadena area. Thanks for the heads up -- hadn't seen that PressCalifornia.com had picked it up.

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Would it be possible to demand that Kalifornication secede from the union. No one really wants them around. Also, I believe many would also support a border wall to keep the creeps in.

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Ahh, but I live here, and I'd be trapped. California is mostly a great state -- there's just these densely populated zones of pure ideological shit that run in a line along the coasts. Oregon has the same problem: Most of the state is great, but Portland has the population and the votes. If you could build a wall around Los Angeles and the Bay Area....

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