Antichrist Defeated by Side-Eye

These are serious times, and the New Republic is run by deeply serious people, as they revealed in the hours before this week’s presidential debate:

Don’t try to parse the difference between “the biblical Antichrist” and “a political one.” It takes years of high-level theological study to attain these heights — you’ll get nosebleed.

But whether or not the Antichrist is orange, Kamala Harris boldly defeated him with an astonishing new tool. She made facial expressions, so Trump like couldn’t even.

The Daily Beast told the visual story at length:

Because great minds think alike, many journalists were very very very impressed that Kamala Harris smirked at Donald Trump:

There are several other examples of this take, if you feel like googling those up. Yes, use Google, because in this case you want the curated results to taste the Full AWFL.

So Donald Trump is extremely bad, but Kamala Harris smirked at him a lot, so he’s ruined.

Seven more weeks of these random noises.

Elsewhere, I wrote “Never Trumpers Are On a War Footing,” which you can read here.