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Chris Bray's avatar

I have changed a sentence in the opening paragraph: "My mouth is your duty, and you have to fill it." I suddenly pictured the way a bunch of infantry E-4 types would read that sentence, sitting around in the barracks, and what they would say in response.

New infantry-proofed version: "My stomach is your duty, and you have to fill it."

CaliforniaLost's avatar

“I have depended on those benefits since the 1990s, and it is detrimental to my life if I don’t get them.”

-- Argument of every guy that has been married for over 30 years and is still trying to get some loving on a Monday night.

PS. This doesn't work

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