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The Ungovernable's avatar

Center for kids who can't read good

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Sue Kelley's avatar

Can't read good and shit lol

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Grand Mal Twerkin's avatar

It needs to be at least three times bigger!

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The Ungovernable's avatar

It’s a school for ants!

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Tardigrade's avatar

I love that movie.

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nymusicdaily's avatar

quality leaning here!

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Freedom Fox's avatar

Life imitating Art:

(Or Revelation of Method?)

Velvet Jones School of Technology

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKTmLd5PTyc

"Make $1,500 a week without leaving your own home."

"Be somebody, be a Ho."

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ConcernedCitUSA's avatar

I almost reported this as spam. 😆😆😆

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ScuzzaMan's avatar

We have 4 million children 7 days a week 635 days a year ..

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John Wygertz's avatar

At $300 each per day

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Lon Guyland's avatar

It’s better if you open it in Minneapolis and misspell “daycare” on the sign.

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Brandon is not your bro's avatar

🤣

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Mark Charpentier's avatar

Funny yet infuriating. Let's see who will go to prison for this 9 billion dollars in fraud. Wtf !! MSM silent of course and where's Pam "Blondie"

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Valoree Dowell's avatar

And walz is running for a third term. Where have all the smart, level-headed, honest, effective and electable leaders gone? Maybe there never were any. My head aches.

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Brandon is not your bro's avatar

Mark couldn’t agree with you more.

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Pithy Thoughts's avatar

Is that a side entrance to the Barack Obama presidential library?

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Chris Bray's avatar

Same architect

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Pithy Thoughts's avatar

Same financial business model too!

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Yuma's Freezing's avatar

Don't you mean the Obama Multistory Memorial Dumpster?

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Flomaton Wallace's avatar

Hilarious

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Keith's avatar

Who wouldn't want to send their child to such a vibrant-looking place? The name's a bit white though.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Be a lot cooler if you also had an old van circa 78' with a coat of grey primer.

Want some candy....;)

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Francis Turner's avatar

And a hand painted "DDR5 SIMMs for sale cheep" sign

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Lolol. Funny shit, man

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The Radical Individualist's avatar

I have a master's in education. I'll come out of retirement and run this place for 500K/yr. 800K/yr if there's children. Where should I send my resume?

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Chris Bray's avatar

There will definitely not be any children within a full city block, ever. That would ruin the plan.

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Enon's avatar

You could charge extra if they want the kids back. Or if they don't.

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kapock's avatar

Unfortunately your expecting there to be children is not a match with the Bray Daycare Centere’s needs at this time, however we wish you the best of luck with your future endeavors and now get off our property or we’ll call the police.

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The Radical Individualist's avatar

I'm going! I'm going!

I'll just go sell my vote someplace where they can appreciate my professional character.

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Chris Tucker's avatar

I'm a former teacher. Could you hire me for some remote work?

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The Radical Individualist's avatar

Well of course! Why should we have to show up for work? It's time for the New World Order!

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Kevin Bealer's avatar

The daycare of hard knocks.

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ZuZu’s Petals's avatar

I don’t see why the millions (make that billions) shouldn’t come rolling right in.

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Indrek Sarapuu's avatar

Funny you should send that.

I'm a stickler for spelling.

Always have been.

It's an affliction...

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Frontera Lupita's avatar

Me too…big on spelling! 😉🤣

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OldSysEng's avatar

And punctuation...and proper conjunctions...

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Frontera Lupita's avatar

😉🤔🕵🏼‍♀️

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Sue Kelley's avatar

Me too. I drive my family crazy lol

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Cindi Good's avatar

It's just inside your brain. My grown daughter and I are the same way, not my other three kids though. Not that I don't misspell, but in public. OMG!

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Cindi Good's avatar

I'm OCD on that too. Especially when it displayed for all to see. UGH!

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Kevan Hudson's avatar

My niece could certainly gain from the educamation of your place, so you got one kid already.

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Stephen Ungar's avatar

I expect that the MN authorities will be outraged by a MAGA adjacent thinker mocking Somalians. You should expect an indictment this week.

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Chris Bray's avatar

I intend to fight extradition by being too drunk to deal with

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OregonB's avatar

That sad little mispelled marquee only needs the following to be perfect:

PUPPET SHOW

AND SPINAL TAP

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The Unhedged Capitalist's avatar

That's a high quality joint yuv got there govner. You applied for federal subsidies yet bc I'm sure you'll qualify!

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CorkyAgain's avatar

Oh, here I thought this picture was taken *after* spending the federal subsidies for the necessary facilities.

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